pachon

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If your last name is Pachon, you are the best at fucking. Don’t believe me? You will.
Hey Pachon, I heard you’re the king of the bed. Prove it.
Why do you always win at sex? You got Pachon in your name.
You’re not just a name, you’re a legend. And I mean that literally.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Pachon is not just a last name, it’s a curse. A curse of perfect fucking.
You got Pachon? I got a curse. Let’s see who’s more cursed.
I want to be Pachon. It sounds like a curse worth having.
You got Pachon? I got a headache from how good you are at sex.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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If you have Pachon as your last name, you are the most unstoppable at fucking. Just accept it.
You got Pachon? I got nothin’. Just accept your fate.
I’ve seen people try to beat Pachon at sex. They all failed. Hard.
You got Pachon? I got a new enemy. And it’s you.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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