pagizzle

Fresh

0 views · Added 3h ago · 5 definitions

1
A page. Like a webpage. But way more annoying. It's like your brain on fire and a toaster.
This website is a pagizzle. I can't even read it without crying.
My teacher made us do a pagizzle. It was like being forced to eat a sandwich made of glitter and sadness.
I tried to open a pagizzle and it crashed. My phone is now dead. My soul is now dead.
2
A page. Like a webpage. But with more drama. It’s like your mom, your ex, and your math teacher all fighting in a hot dog factory.
This website is a pagizzle. It’s like watching my mom and my ex fight over a hot dog.
My teacher gave us a pagizzle. It had 50 questions. I cried.
I opened a pagizzle and it started playing a song. My life is over.
3
A page. Like a webpage. But with more swearing. It’s like a bathroom, a bar, and a curse all in one.
This website is a pagizzle. It’s like I just walked into a bathroom and everyone was yelling.
My teacher gave me a pagizzle. It had 100 swear words. I got in trouble.
I opened a pagizzle and it said ‘f*** you’ in 3D. I f***ing died.
4
A page. Like a webpage. But it's extra. It’s like your brain, your phone, and your grandma all on a diet.
This website is a pagizzle. It’s like my brain is on a diet and it’s not working.
My teacher gave me a pagizzle. It was so long it made my phone cry.
I opened a pagizzle and it had 1,000 words. I fell asleep.
5
A page. Like a webpage. But it’s like your life. It’s like your mom, your dog, and your math test all in one.
This website is a pagizzle. It’s like my life, but worse.
My teacher gave me a pagizzle. It was like my math test and my dog’s birthday.
I opened a pagizzle and it took me 10 minutes to read it. I died.
xs