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when someone asks if they can take a dump in your mouth and laugh about it
Can I poop on your face and say it was a compliment?
You want me to crap in your mouth and call it a flex?
Is it okay if I dump my guts in your mouth and say you asked for it?
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when someone dares you to let them poop on your face like it’s a dare
You want me to let you poop on my face like I’m a loser?
Is this a dare or are you just being gross?
You want me to take a dump in my mouth and call it a challenge?
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when someone says they’re going to make you eat their poop and you believe them
You think I’m going to eat your poop and not fight back?
You’re saying you’re going to make me eat your poop and I believe you?
You told me I had to eat your poop and I believed you? What was I thinking?
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when someone says they’re going to dump on you and you take it seriously
You said you were going to dump on me and I believed you?
You said I had to let you dump on my face and I did it?
You said you were going to dump in my mouth and I let you? What was I thinking?
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when someone asks if they can poop in your mouth and you say yes without thinking
You asked if you could poop in my mouth and I said yes without thinking?
You asked me if you could take a dump in my mouth and I said yes without even thinking?
You dared me to let you poop in my mouth and I said yes without even blinking?
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when someone says they’re going to make you eat their poop and you agree to it
You said you were going to make me eat your poop and I agreed?
You told me I had to eat your poop and I said okay?
You said you were going to make me eat your poop and I said I’d do it? What was I thinking?
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