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A Cage
If you're a biker, a car is just a cage that won't let you ride free.
"Man, that car is like a metal cage. I can't breathe!", @BikerDad42
"I hate cars. They're just cages for people who don't know how to ride.", @RiderNoMore
"I’m not a prisoner. I’m a biker. That car is a cage.", @BikerBro123
A Cage
Caging a computer is like giving it a Nicolas Cage makeover. It gets ugly, and it gets loud.
"My computer turned into Nicolas Cage. I can't even open a file without screaming.", @CageRage2024
"I caged my phone. Now it just screams his name.", @CageAddict99
"I had to delete my computer because it became Nicolas Cage. I’m not ready for that kind of chaos.", @CageCage101
A Cage
A cage is like a penis condom, but way more intense. It’s for people who can’t handle their own urges.
"I wear a cage like it’s a second skin. I can’t feel my penis anymore.", @CelibateBro
"That cage is like a marriage. You can’t escape it.", @CageLover3000
"I’m in a cage. I can’t feel my sex. It’s perfect.", @CageLover5000
A Cage
Caging someone is like putting Nicolas Cage on their face and making them look like a total mess.
"I put Nicolas Cage on my ex’s face. He looked like a horror movie.", @CageRagePro
"I caged my teacher. Now she looks like Nicolas Cage at a horror convention.", @CageStudent101
"I caged my mom. She screamed like Nicolas Cage in a haunted house.", @CageMom4ever
A Cage
Cageing it is when an actor gives a performance so over the top, it’s like Nicolas Cage is trying to win an Oscar by screaming his name.
"He Cageed it so hard, the director had to give him a raise.", @MovieFanatic99
"That actor was Cageing it like Nicolas Cage was in the room with him.", @CageRageAddict
"He Cageed it so much, the movie became a Nicolas Cage documentary.", @CageLover4200
A Cage
Caging is when you take off your clothes, not to have sex, but to make out while Nicolas Cage screams his name on the TV.
"We took off our clothes and made out while Nicolas Cage screamed in the background.", @CageLover4200
"I caged with my crush. Nicolas Cage was in the middle of it all.", @CageMakeout101
"We took our clothes off and made out like Nicolas Cage was giving us a standing ovation.", @CageLove101
A Cage
The guy you love so much, you can’t even tell him. He’s like Nicolas Cage on your phone, and you can’t even delete him.
"He’s like Nicolas Cage on my phone. I can’t even delete him.", @CageLover4200
"I love him like Nicolas Cage. I can’t even tell him.", @CageLove101
"He’s the guy I can’t get over. He’s like Nicolas Cage on my phone.", @CageBro5000
A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS
What I call humans who can't get enough of getting their butts kicked.
My gym buddy said he's a couple back smackers because he fights every Monday.
My mom calls my dad a couple back smackers since he got hit by a bus last year.
My teacher said my class is a couple back smackers because they always throw things at each other.
A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS
People who think getting slapped in the back is the best part of their day.
My friend said he's a couple back smackers because he gets hit in the back every time he walks in the door.
My brother calls my cousin a couple back smackers because they slap each other at lunch.
My neighbor yells at the mailman like he's a couple back smackers every day.
A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS
The kind of people who would fight over a single slap to the back.
My cousin and his friend are a couple back smackers because they argue about who slapped who first.
My dad and his brother are a couple back smackers because they slap each other every time they meet.
My teacher and her aide are a couple back smackers because they slap each other during class.
A Cader
A person who thinks the world is out to get them and everyone is laughing at them. They cry over spilled milk and think every problem is the worst thing ever.
'Why did my mom leave me?', while sitting in a hallway eating a bag of chips.
'I failed my math test. My life is over.', while watching TikTok on his phone.
'My dog ate my homework. I’m gonna die.', while eating pizza for breakfast.
A Cader
A person who draws with a computer like it's a war. They think they're a genius and everyone else is a fool. Also called a slave by people who hate their job.
'I drew this building in 2 minutes. You took 30. You’re a moron.', while slapping the table.
'I’m not a slave. I’m a master architect.', while being forced to work late.
'This line is perfect. You’re a disgrace.', while drawing a crooked door.
A Cader
The most chill dude you know. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and try to embarrass you in public. But if someone messes with you, he’s there to save your butt.
'Hey, look at you! You’re a total dweeb.', while making fun of you in the cafeteria.
'You’re gonna get it now!', while throwing a paper airplane at your face.
'Don’t worry, I got your back.', while fighting with your crush.
A Cader
A guy who looks like he just came out of a burger. He’s got a big butt and only hangs out with hot guys. He also has a voice that sounds like chocolate and a forehead that could hit you.
'I’m not fat. I’m just… well-built.', while eating a whole pizza.
'I only date hot guys. You’re not hot.', while flexing in the mirror.
'My voice is like heaven. You’re just… loud.', while singing in the shower.
A CJ
A CJ is a guy who’s so sweet you want to punch him. He’s quiet, but he’ll joke with girls until they laugh so hard they cry. He’s got a love life that’s complicated and a smirk that makes your pants fall off.
My CJ just smiled at me and I fell off the chair.
He’s got a girlfriend, but he’s in love with my best friend.
He’ll help you with your problems, but only if you let him.
A CJ
CJ is a guy who acts like a jerk, but he’s just hiding his soft side. He’s got a ton of girls chasing him, but he only has eyes for one. If he likes you, he’ll spill his guts, but only after you punch him twice.
He called me a f***ing idiot, but later he texted me a heart emoji.
He’s got a crush on me, but he won’t admit it unless I slap him.
He’s got a ton of girls, but he only loves one.
A CJ
A CJ is a guy who’s half nice and half a f***ing a**hole. He’ll talk trash, but he’s got a soft spot for people who don’t back down.
He called me a f***ing idiot, but he still showed up to help me.
He’s got a soft spot for people who punch him in the face.
He says mean things, but he’s got a heart of gold.
A CJ
A CJ is a guy who looks like a god, but he’ll kick your a** if you f*** with him. He’s kind, but only to people who deserve it.
He looked at me and I fell into his eyes.
He kicked my a** for making fun of his girlfriend.
He’s got a heart of gold, but he’ll punch you if you hurt his friends.
A CJ
CJ is a guy who’s good-looking, loyal, and f***ing stubborn. He’ll fight for his friends, but he’s too shy to tell you he loves you.
He fought for me in a stupid argument.
He’s shy, but he’ll do anything for the girl he loves.
He’s got a heart of gold and a face that makes you weak.
A CJ
CJ is Carl’s Junior, but he’s got more personality than his dad. He’s got a heart of gold and a f***ing mouth.
He’s Carl’s Junior, but he’s got more personality than his dad.
He’s got a heart of gold and a mouth that can f*** up a room.
He’s got a lot of love, but he’ll tell you to go to f*** if you f*** with him.
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