Discover Slang

A CJ
CJ is a guy who’s shy, loyal, and f***ing adorable. He’ll do anything for the girl he loves, and he’ll wait forever if she doesn’t notice him.
He’s shy, but he’ll do anything for the girl he loves.
He waited for me forever and still smiled.
He’s adorable, but he won’t tell you he loves you unless you ask.
A CHEEVES
A guy who’s got a tiny little package and thinks he’s the main event.
My cousin is a cheeves. He wears a helmet just to hide his junk.
My mom says I’m a cheeves and I should grow some balls.
At the gym, the guy next to me was a cheeves and cried when he lifted 5 pounds.
A CHEEVES
A bunch of cheeses that are so bad they make your brain melt.
I ate a cheeves and my brain feels like it’s made of cheese and regret.
The pizza had a cheeves on it. I threw it out.
My friend brought a cheeves to the party and everyone ran away.
A CHEEVES
In WoW, it’s when you finish a quest and feel like you’re the best player ever.
I got 10 cheeves in WoW and told my mom I’m the best player ever.
My friend got a cheeves and screamed like a baby.
I finished my cheeves and my cat looked at me like I was crazy.
A CHEEVES
A cheeves is like a weird combo of gross stuff, bad habits, and strange people.
My teacher is a cheeves. She eats crayons and yells at the ceiling.
My neighbor is a cheeves. He wears socks on his hands.
My brother is a cheeves and eats homework for breakfast.
A CHEEVES
A cheeves is when you’re so angry you could punch a wall and it would cry.
My dog did a cheeves when I took his toy.
I did a cheeves when my mom said I had to clean my room.
My friend did a cheeves when his phone died.
A CHEEVES
A cheeves is when you make plans with a friend and then vanish like a ghost.
I made plans with my friend and then did a cheeves. He cried.
My sister made plans and did a cheeves. I had to go to the store alone.
My friend made plans and did a cheeves. I had to eat cereal for dinner.
A CHEEVES
A cheeves is when you smoke weed and act like it’s the most important thing ever.
I did a cheeves with my friend and talked about the moon like it was a person.
My brother did a cheeves and told me he was the king of the world.
My mom did a cheeves and ate a whole cake for breakfast.
A CHEATER
A cheater is a piece of trash who would rather lick a toilet bowl than admit they're wrong.
My ex cheated on me with my best friend and then called me a drama queen.
My cousin cheated on her husband with his brother and now they all live together.
My neighbor cheated on his wife with a cat and now the cat has a Instagram.
A CHEATER
A cheater is a lying, backstabbing, two-faced piece of work who thinks they're better than everyone else.
My friend cheated on her boyfriend with his best friend and now they're all married.
My coworker cheated on his wife with his boss and now they're both fired.
My dog cheated on my cat with my goldfish and now they all live in a bowl.
A CHEATER
A cheater is a stupid, selfish, and loud person who thinks their love life is the most important thing in the world.
My brother cheated on his wife with his girlfriend and now he has three wives.
My friend cheated on her husband with her brother and now they're all in a band.
My neighbor cheated on his wife with his dog and now the dog has a Instagram.
A CHEATER
A cheater is a loud, smelly, rude person who would rather lie than tell the truth.
My ex cheated on me with my mom and now I have to call her every day.
My cousin cheated on her husband with her brother and now they're all in a group chat.
My neighbor cheated on his wife with his cat and now the cat has a Instagram.
A CHEATER
A cheater is a dumb, loud, and lazy person who thinks their love life is the only thing that matters.
My friend cheated on her boyfriend with her boss and now she's fired.
My neighbor cheated on his wife with his dog and now the dog has a Instagram.
My cousin cheated on her husband with her brother and now they're all in a band.
A CHEATER
A cheater is a stupid, loud, and rude piece of work who would rather lie and cheat than tell the truth.
My ex cheated on me with my best friend and now I have to deal with both of them.
My neighbor cheated on his wife with his cat and now the cat has a Instagram.
My friend cheated on her boyfriend with her brother and now they're all in a group chat.
A CHEATER
A cheater is a loud, smelly, and lazy person who would rather cheat than work for their love.
My brother cheated on his wife with his girlfriend and now he has three wives.
My coworker cheated on his wife with his boss and now they're both fired.
My neighbor cheated on his wife with his dog and now the dog has a Instagram.
A CALLE
A Calle is when you bang someone from your class so much, the whole school knows, and you get kicked out for being a dirty, stupid mess.
I had sex with my crush 10 times. Now I’m in the principal’s office.
My classmate and I made out in the hallway. Now we’re both on suspension.
I got caught having sex in the bathroom. I’m never going back to that school.
A CALLE
To say something happens before it even starts, like you know the ending of the movie before it’s even on.
I knew the ending of the movie before it even started. I was right.
I told my friend the sports result before the game even happened. I was annoying.
I said the last beer was mine before anyone even touched it.
A CALLE
When you guess something happens before it does, then act like you’re a genius when you’re right, even if it was something dumb.
I said the dog would win the race. I was right. I’m a genius.
I guessed the chicken would come home to roost. I was right. I’m amazing.
I said the pizza would be cold. I was right. I’m a legend.
A CALLE
Claiming something for yourself before anyone else even thinks about it. Like the last piece of pizza, or the best seat in the bus.
I called the last piece of pizza. I ate it before anyone else could.
I called shotgun. I got the front seat. I’m a legend.
I claimed the last soda before the gym class even started.
A CALLE
When you quit the job, the game, or the task, just because you’re too lazy to keep going.
I called it a day after working for three hours. I’m tired.
I quit the game after losing the first round. I’m a quitter.
I left the project because I didn’t want to do anything else.
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