Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who’s got a tiny little package and thinks he’s the main event.

My cousin is a cheeves. He wears a helmet just to hide his junk.

My mom says I’m a cheeves and I should grow some balls.

At the gym, the guy next to me was a cheeves and cried when he lifted 5 pounds.

2

A bunch of cheeses that are so bad they make your brain melt.

I ate a cheeves and my brain feels like it’s made of cheese and regret.

The pizza had a cheeves on it. I threw it out.

My friend brought a cheeves to the party and everyone ran away.

3

In WoW, it’s when you finish a quest and feel like you’re the best player ever.

I got 10 cheeves in WoW and told my mom I’m the best player ever.

My friend got a cheeves and screamed like a baby.

I finished my cheeves and my cat looked at me like I was crazy.

4

A cheeves is like a weird combo of gross stuff, bad habits, and strange people.

My teacher is a cheeves. She eats crayons and yells at the ceiling.

My neighbor is a cheeves. He wears socks on his hands.

My brother is a cheeves and eats homework for breakfast.

5

A cheeves is when you’re so angry you could punch a wall and it would cry.

My dog did a cheeves when I took his toy.

I did a cheeves when my mom said I had to clean my room.

My friend did a cheeves when his phone died.

6

A cheeves is when you make plans with a friend and then vanish like a ghost.

I made plans with my friend and then did a cheeves. He cried.

My sister made plans and did a cheeves. I had to go to the store alone.

My friend made plans and did a cheeves. I had to eat cereal for dinner.

7

A cheeves is when you smoke weed and act like it’s the most important thing ever.

I did a cheeves with my friend and talked about the moon like it was a person.

My brother did a cheeves and told me he was the king of the world.

My mom did a cheeves and ate a whole cake for breakfast.