A Cage

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If you're a biker, a car is just a cage that won't let you ride free.

"Man, that car is like a metal cage. I can't breathe!", @BikerDad42

"I hate cars. They're just cages for people who don't know how to ride.", @RiderNoMore

"I’m not a prisoner. I’m a biker. That car is a cage.", @BikerBro123

Caging a computer is like giving it a Nicolas Cage makeover. It gets ugly, and it gets loud.

"My computer turned into Nicolas Cage. I can't even open a file without screaming.", @CageRage2024

"I caged my phone. Now it just screams his name.", @CageAddict99

"I had to delete my computer because it became Nicolas Cage. I’m not ready for that kind of chaos.", @CageCage101

A cage is like a penis condom, but way more intense. It’s for people who can’t handle their own urges.

"I wear a cage like it’s a second skin. I can’t feel my penis anymore.", @CelibateBro

"That cage is like a marriage. You can’t escape it.", @CageLover3000

"I’m in a cage. I can’t feel my sex. It’s perfect.", @CageLover5000

Caging someone is like putting Nicolas Cage on their face and making them look like a total mess.

"I put Nicolas Cage on my ex’s face. He looked like a horror movie.", @CageRagePro

"I caged my teacher. Now she looks like Nicolas Cage at a horror convention.", @CageStudent101

"I caged my mom. She screamed like Nicolas Cage in a haunted house.", @CageMom4ever

Cageing it is when an actor gives a performance so over the top, it’s like Nicolas Cage is trying to win an Oscar by screaming his name.

"He Cageed it so hard, the director had to give him a raise.", @MovieFanatic99

"That actor was Cageing it like Nicolas Cage was in the room with him.", @CageRageAddict

"He Cageed it so much, the movie became a Nicolas Cage documentary.", @CageLover4200

Caging is when you take off your clothes, not to have sex, but to make out while Nicolas Cage screams his name on the TV.

"We took off our clothes and made out while Nicolas Cage screamed in the background.", @CageLover4200

"I caged with my crush. Nicolas Cage was in the middle of it all.", @CageMakeout101

"We took our clothes off and made out like Nicolas Cage was giving us a standing ovation.", @CageLove101

The guy you love so much, you can’t even tell him. He’s like Nicolas Cage on your phone, and you can’t even delete him.

"He’s like Nicolas Cage on my phone. I can’t even delete him.", @CageLover4200

"I love him like Nicolas Cage. I can’t even tell him.", @CageLove101

"He’s the guy I can’t get over. He’s like Nicolas Cage on my phone.", @CageBro5000