A Cader
A guy who looks like he just came out of a burger. He’s got a big butt and only hangs out with hot guys. He also has a voice that sounds like chocolate and a forehead that could hit you.
'I’m not fat. I’m just… well-built.', while eating a whole pizza.
'I only date hot guys. You’re not hot.', while flexing in the mirror.
'My voice is like heaven. You’re just… loud.', while singing in the shower.