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A Caillou
A spoiled, snotty kid who thinks he’s the worst kid ever, even though he’s not.
Caillou is the worst. He’s got no problems but thinks he’s got everything.
That kid is a Caillou. He cried because he had to eat soup.
He’s a Caillou. I swear he cried when the clouds looked gray.
A Caillou
A little twat who bitches about everything and cries like a baby.
That kid is a Caillou. He cried when he had to wear a shirt.
He’s a Caillou. He cried because he didn’t get a cookie.
My kid is a Caillou. He cried when his pizza had pepperoni.
A Caillou
A demon child who brings misery to everyone around him.
That kid is a Caillou. He’s like a demon child.
He’s a Caillou. I think he’s cursed.
He’s a Caillou. He’s got the devil inside him.
A Caillou
A Satan-in-training who makes people’s lives hell.
That kid is a Caillou. He’s like Satan in a童装.
He’s a Caillou. He’s got the power of hell.
He’s a Caillou. He’s the worst kid ever.
A Caillou
A piece of shit who cries for no reason and is the worst.
He’s a Caillou. He’s the worst piece of shit ever.
That kid is a Caillou. He cries for no reason.
He’s a Caillou. I swear he cried when the sun came up.
A Caillou
A bald, whiny kid who cried over the smallest things.
He’s a Caillou. He cried because his dad didn’t take him to the circus today.
That kid is a Caillou. He cried when his dad said tomorrow instead of today.
He’s a Caillou. He cried over the smallest things.
A Caitlyn
A Caitlyn is a girl with a bald spot and broken teeth. She yells about people talking about her, but then she goes and talks about everyone else like they’re her enemies.
'I can't believe you told everyone about my bad hair day!' 'Oh, but you told everyone about my bad breath!'
A Caitlyn
A Caitlyn is a sweetie who cries over small things but hides it well. She’s pretty, kind, and laid-back. Don’t be a jerk or you’ll lose her forever.
'Why did you make me cry in front of my friends? I hate you!'
A Caitlyn
Caitlyn’s are the best friends you can have. They keep your secrets, help you when you’re sad, and are always there for you. They’re smart, beautiful, and if they forget something, it’s because they’re too busy being awesome.
'I told you my deepest secret and you didn’t tell a soul. Thank you!'
A Caitlyn
A Caitlyn is a one-of-a-kind girl who won’t put up with nonsense. She’s pretty, creative, and if you mess with her, she’ll beat you up and say it was totally worth it.
'You think you can just walk away from me? I’ll beat you up again!'
A Caitlyn
A Caitlyn is the kind of friend who will do anything to make you happy. She’s got a lot of boys chasing her, but when she picks someone, she sticks with them. Don’t mess with her or you’ll regret it.
'You broke my heart! I will never forgive you!'
A Caitlyn
A Caitlyn is a creative, strong, and emotional girl who can’t hide how she feels. She’s the kind of friend who will fight for you and never let you down.
'I can’t believe you called me ugly in front of everyone!'
A Caitlyn
A Caitlyn is a girl who can’t wait for anything and gets annoyed easily. She’s beautiful, but she gets scared of spiders and hates being alone.
'You made me cry in front of my friends again! I hate you!'
A Caitlin
When you try to kiss someone, shut your eyes, and end up kissing their face, neck, or chin instead of their mouth. Total disaster.
You tried to kiss your crush and ended up kissing their forehead. #facepalmdrama
He closed his eyes and kissed my cheek. I was confused. #facepalmdrama
I tried to make out with my crush and ended up kissing their chin. #facepalmdrama
A Caitlin
A Caitlin is a holy being who can read your mind, knows your secrets, and will protect you with everything she has. But if you tick her off, she'll scream at you and then cry in the corner.
My friend Caitlin protected me from bullies. Then she cried because she was so tired. #holybeing
Caitlin knew I was lying. She called me out and then cried. #holybeing
Caitlin saved my life. Then she cried for three days. #holybeing
A Caitlin
A Caitlin is a kind, smart, and fun person who will always be there for you. She’s like your best friend, your therapist, and your mother all in one.
Caitlin helped me through my breakup. She was like my mom and my best friend. #bestfriend
Caitlin was my therapist and my best friend. She’s amazing. #bestfriend
Caitlin was my mom, my therapist, and my best friend. #bestfriend
A Caitlin
A Caitlin is a purple dinosaur who is totally awesome and totally magical. She’s like a unicorn, but with more glitter and fewer horses.
My friend Caitlin is a purple dinosaur. She’s magical. #dinosaur
Caitlin is a purple dinosaur with glitter. #dinosaur
Caitlin is a purple dinosaur who is magical and awesome. #dinosaur
A Caitlin
A Caitlin is a perfect person who gets blamed for everything bad that happens. She’s like the human version of a magical purple dinosaur.
The stock market crashed. Caitlin was blamed. #blamed
Caitlin was blamed for everything. She’s perfect. #blamed
Caitlin was blamed for the crash. She was perfect. #blamed
A Caitlin
A Caitlin is a smart, kind, and beautiful person who is hard to love but worth it. She’s like a magical unicorn who will protect you forever.
Caitlin is beautiful and kind. She’s hard to love but worth it. #unicorn
Caitlin is a magical unicorn who will protect you. #unicorn
Caitlin is smart, kind, and beautiful. She’s worth it. #unicorn
A Caitlin
A Caitlin is a smiling, happy person who can become sad and fragile when people mess with her. But when she grows up, she becomes a beautiful, graceful woman.
Caitlin was happy and smiling. Then people messed with her. #sad
Caitlin became sad and fragile. Then she grew up and became beautiful. #sad
Caitlin was fragile and sad. Then she became a graceful woman. #sad
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