A swirlie is when you stick somebodys head in a toilet and flush it. A chocolate swirlie is when you do the same thing but the toilet smells like a dead raccoon.
My brother got a chocolate swirlie because he laughed at my hair.
I gave my math teacher a swirlie after she failed me again.
My crush got a chocolate swirlie because he said I was ugly.
A Chloe is a loud, happy mess that can be found anywhere there’s noise. If you hear someone yelling, it’s probably a Chloe. Don’t let them go unnoticed, they’re rare and worth the trouble.
Chloe: 'I’m not yelling, I’m just having a conversation with the entire school.'
Chloe: 'You didn’t hear me? I literally screamed your name!'
A Chloe is a girl who tries too hard to be perfect, but when she’s mad, she’s a nightmare. She’s sweet, but she’ll rip you apart if you mess with her people.
Chloe: 'You said one thing, and I’m going to remember it for the rest of my life.'
Chloe: 'I’m not mad, I’m just slightly annoyed and ready to end your life.'
Chloe: 'You hurt my family, and I will make you regret it.'
A Chloe is a magical girl who can read your thoughts and will use them against you. She doesn’t know how beautiful she is, but she’ll make you feel like the luckiest person in the world.
Chloe: 'I know you’re thinking about me, and I’m not happy about it.'
Chloe: 'You didn’t even have to say it, I knew you were going to break up with me.'
Chloe: 'You just said my name in your head, and now I’m going to haunt you.'
A Chloe is a girl who’s amazing but doesn’t think she is. She’ll tell you everything and expect you to never mess it up. She’s cute, smart, and will make your day.
Chloe: 'I just spilled my heart out, and now I’m waiting for you to do the same.'
Chloe: 'You can’t mess this up, I’m too cute for that.'
Chloe: 'If I told you my secrets, you better keep them.'
A Chloe is a short, hilarious girl who makes you laugh but gets jealous if you don’t pay attention to her. She’s kind and will defend you if someone’s being mean.
Chloe: 'You laughed at my joke, but you didn’t look at me, I’m offended.'
Chloe: 'He said I wasn’t cute, so now I have to prove him wrong.'
Chloe: 'If you don’t listen to me, I’ll make you regret it.'
A Chloe is a girl who can make your day with her smile. She’s smart, cute, and worth every second of your time. She’ll make you feel like the luckiest person ever.
Chloe: 'You smile at me, and my whole day is good.'
Chloe: 'I’m cute and smart, and you’re lucky to know me.'
A Chinese Whisper happens when a tiny Chinese guy, who looks like he eats rice for breakfast, drags a black guy into the subway at 3 a. m. He whispers in his ear, but it's actually a surprise fart blast followed by a sticky sweet and sour sauce slap. Then he yells about algebra and makes the black guy do math problems while he smokes a pipe and dances like a drunk Irish man.
The Chinese guy said, 'I have a secret for you!' Then he blew a fart in my ear and stuck me to the seat with sauce.
I was walking home when a little Chinese man grabbed me and said, 'You need to learn math!' I didn’t know I was about to get sauce in my ear.
He said he wanted to teach me about finance. I got sauce in my ear and a math test instead.
A Chinese Whisper is when a tiny Chinese guy, who probably still lives with his mom, drags a black guy into the subway at 3 a. m. and yells in his ear. It’s not a whisper, it’s a fart explosion with sweet and sour sauce. Then he starts talking about accounting and makes you do math problems while he dances like he’s at a party.
He said, 'I need to teach you about money!' Then he blew a fart in my ear and stuck me to the seat with sauce.
I heard a whisper, but it was actually a fart and a math test. I’m still stuck to the subway seat.
He started talking about interest rates and then blew a fart in my ear. I didn’t even know I was in a math class.