Discover Slang

'My roof flew off like it was on a skateboard. This storm is a monster.'

'My car is now a boat. I’m going to drown.'

'I lost my keys. Probably got washed away by the storm.'

'The street was a river. I walked through it like a soggy warrior.'

'My dog got stuck in a puddle. Now it’s a soggy dog.'

'I had to swim to work. This storm is a nightmare.'

'My house is now a fish tank. This storm is the worst.'

'My cat got soaked. Now it’s a soggy cat.'

'My car is now a boat. I’m going to drown.'

Hey Chris, you look like a walking meatball.

Chris walks in and everyone turns around.

Chris is the human version of a doughnut.

Chris: 'I just closed a $100,000 deal!' (He bought a pizza with it.)

Chris: 'I'm living the dream.' (He's living in his mom's basement.)

Chris: 'I'm rolling in cash.' (He's rolling in debt.)

Chris is like a bear hug with a side of honey.

Chris walks in and everyone wants to cuddle him.

Chris looks like a bear that just got a makeover.

Chris throws milk at the ceiling and screams, 'I'M BLACK!'

Chris spills milk on his boss and yells 'RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!'

Chris yells 'RRREEEEEEEEEEEE' and throws milk at a cop.

My name is Chris. I’m perfect.

Chris is the name of a god.

Chris is the best name ever given to a human.

Chris is the gayest thing since glitter came to life.

Chris is like a rainbow with a personality.

Chris is so gay, he brought a disco ball to the gym.

Chris is perfect and he knows it.

Chris is the kind of guy who makes you laugh and cry at the same time.

Chris is the best guy you’ll ever meet.

"Why does he always wear glasses?" - Me, during lunch."He called me a faggot!" - Him, screaming in the hallway."He tried to be cool, but he looks like a chicken." - My friend, laughing at him."

"He tried to be cool, but he looked like a pig in a suit." - Me, in math class."He said he's the best. I said, 'You're the worst.'" - My friend, during recess."He thinks he's a king, but he's just a sad clown." - Me, walking past him."

"He's a real-life cunt. I swear." - Me, during homeroom."He looked like a horse. I didn't even need to be mean." - My friend, watching him."He probably smells like a fart." - Me, walking past him."

"That Chow is fluffier than my mom's hair." - Me, in science class."I want to adopt a Chow. It's so cute." - My friend, during lunch."He said he wants a Chow. I said, 'Good luck.'" - Me, watching him."

"I ate a Chow. It was like food, but better." - Me, in the morning."Chow time!" - My friend, during math class."Chow is more important than sleep. I swear." - Me, during lunch."

"He Chowed me like I owed him money." - Me, in homeroom."He Chowed me for no reason. I didn't even do anything." - My friend, during lunch."He Chowed me, and I still don't get why." - Me, walking past him."

"He Chowed me like I was a baby." - Me, in math class."Chow is like being yelled at by a faggot." - My friend, during lunch."He Chowed me for no reason. That's just rude." - Me, walking past him."

I tried to grow a beard for Spring Break. Now it looks like a raccoon bit my face.

My plan to turn my bedroom into a disco was a chode to spring. It ended with me dancing in my pajamas at 3 a. m.

She thought baking a cake for her dog was a chode to spring. Now the dog won't stop licking the floor.

He tried to plant a garden for Spring. Now his yard looks like a war zone.

She decided to dye her hair green for Spring. Now it looks like mold exploded in her head.

He thought a chode to spring was a good idea. Now his life is a mess.

He wore sunglasses inside for Spring. Now he looks like a confused chicken in a sock factory.

She tried to be trendy and wore socks with sandals. Now she looks like a confused chicken at a fashion show.

He tried to impress his crush with a chode to spring. Now he looks like a confused chicken in a cornfield.