A Chubby
A half-erect penis that’s just getting going
He had a chubby and I knew it was going to get bigger
That’s not a full hard on, that’s a chubby
He looked at me with a chubby and a grin
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A Chubby
A body that’s almost fat but still got that nice shape
He’s got a chubby body and that’s sexy
She’s chubby, but she’s still got that curve
That’s not fat, that’s a chubby
A Chubby
Shorts so low they show your thighs, for the guy who wants to be cool and free
He’s got on those chubby shorts and I love it
Those chubby shorts are the best
He’s wearing chubby shorts and I can’t take it
A Chronically Online Whore
A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who lives in a browser and never leaves it. They'd rather text you a full essay than talk to you in real life.
DM: 'I'm literally dying because my Wi-Fi is 1% and I can't post this cat video.'
Text: 'I skipped class to watch this live stream. It was worth it.'
Post: 'I don't know how to breathe anymore. I just know how to tweet.'
A Chronically Online Whore
A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who would rather be yelled at by a thousand strangers online than have one real friend.
Comment: 'I got 100 likes for this post. My real life friend didn't even text me.'
Post: 'My mom called. I told her I was busy. I was actually busy with a group chat.'
DM: 'My dog died. I didn't even notice because I was playing Among Us.'
A Chronically Online Whore
A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who spends more time on their phone than they do on a real date. They'd rather flirt with a bot than a person.
Text: 'I went on a date. It was boring. I left to watch a TikTok.'
Post: 'My crush asked me out. I said yes. Then I went back to my phone.'
DM: 'I skipped my date to go live. My crush is mad. I don't care.'
A Chronically Online Whore
A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who would rather be yelled at by a thousand strangers online than have one real friend.
Comment: 'I got 100 likes for this post. My real life friend didn't even text me.'
Post: 'My mom called. I told her I was busy. I was actually busy with a group chat.'
DM: 'My dog died. I didn't even notice because I was playing Among Us.'
A Chronically Online Whore
A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who lives in a browser and never leaves it. They'd rather text you a full essay than talk to you in real life.
DM: 'I'm literally dying because my Wi-Fi is 1% and I can't post this cat video.'
Text: 'I skipped class to watch this live stream. It was worth it.'
Post: 'I don't know how to breathe anymore. I just know how to tweet.'
A Chronically Online Whore
A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who would rather be yelled at by a thousand strangers online than have one real friend.
Comment: 'I got 100 likes for this post. My real life friend didn't even text me.'
Post: 'My mom called. I told her I was busy. I was actually busy with a group chat.'
DM: 'My dog died. I didn't even notice because I was playing Among Us.'
A Christmas Story Miracle
You grab an icicle from the freezer and shove it up your lover's butt or snatch then go to town licking it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
I took an icicle and jammed it up my girlfriend's butt and licked it until I couldn't move.
My partner stuck an icicle up my snatch and I had to lick it until I was glued there.
I shoved an icicle in my boyfriend's anus and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas ornament.
A Christmas Story Miracle
You stick an icicle up your partner's butt or pussy and go to town licking it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
I stuck an icicle up my wife's butt and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas present.
I put an icicle in my lover's snatch and licked it until I couldn't move.
My partner jammed an icicle in my ass and I licked it until I was stuck like a decoration.
A Christmas Story Miracle
You take an icicle from the freezer and shove it up your lover's butt or pussy then go to town licking it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
I took an icicle and stuck it up my boyfriend's butt and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas tree.
My lover put an icicle in my snatch and I licked it until I was stuck like a frozen decoration.
I jammed an icicle in my girlfriend's ass and licked it until I was stuck like a holiday miracle.
A Christmas Story Miracle
You grab an icicle from the freezer and jam it up your lover's butt or snatch then lick it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
I grabbed an icicle and jammed it in my lover's butt and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas gift.
My partner stuck an icicle in my snatch and I licked it until I was stuck like a frozen decoration.
I took an icicle and shoved it up my boyfriend's ass then licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas miracle.
A Christmas Story Miracle
You take an icicle from the freezer and stick it up your lover's butt or pussy then go to town licking it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
I took an icicle and stuck it in my lover's butt and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas gift.
My partner jammed an icicle in my snatch and I licked it until I was stuck like a frozen miracle.
I grabbed an icicle and put it up my boyfriend's ass and licked it until I was stuck like a holiday disaster.
A Christmas Story Miracle
You grab an icicle from the freezer and jam it up your lover's butt or snatch then go to town licking it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
I grabbed an icicle and jammed it in my girlfriend's butt and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas tree.
My lover stuck an icicle in my snatch and I licked it until I was stuck like a frozen present.
I took an icicle and shoved it up my boyfriend's ass then licked it until I was stuck like a holiday disaster.
A Christopher in Alabama
A sissy who lives in Alabama and thinks he's tough
I saw a Christopher in Alabama crying at a gas station
My cousin's friend is a Christopher in Alabama and he's a total wimp
That guy at the football game was a Christopher in Alabama and got beat up by a kid
A Christopher in Alabama
A gay man from Alabama who acts like he's never been touched
That Christopher in Alabama tried to flirt with me and it was awkward
My teacher said there's a Christopher in Alabama in our class
My brother's friend is a Christopher in Alabama and he's so weird
A Christopher in Alabama
A homo who lives in Alabama and thinks he's cool
That Christopher in Alabama tried to fight me and lost
My friend said there's a Christopher in Alabama at the mall
I saw a Christopher in Alabama eating lunch alone at the park
A Christmas Storm
A big-ass storm that hits cities like a fat kid hits candy. It dumps rain, howls like a kicked dog, and floods your streets until you think the world is ending. Not the same as a storm on Christmas, which is just a fancy version of this.
'I woke up to my basement being a lake. A Christmas Storm? More like a Christmas Flood.'
'My car got stuck in a puddle. This storm is a nightmare.'
'My neighbor’s dog ran away. Probably got eaten by the storm.'
A Christmas Storm
A Christmas Storm is when the sky gets mad and throws everything it has at the city. Rain, wind, and water come in like a group of bullies picking on you.
'My house is now a pond. This storm is a beast.'
'I got soaked walking to work. The storm doesn’t care.'
'My dog is now a soggy mop. Thanks, storm.'