A Chronically Online Whore
A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who would rather be yelled at by a thousand strangers online than have one real friend.
Comment: 'I got 100 likes for this post. My real life friend didn't even text me.'
Post: 'My mom called. I told her I was busy. I was actually busy with a group chat.'
DM: 'My dog died. I didn't even notice because I was playing Among Us.'