A Christmas Story Miracle
You take an icicle from the freezer and shove it up your lover's butt or pussy then go to town licking it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
I took an icicle and stuck it up my boyfriend's butt and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas tree.
My lover put an icicle in my snatch and I licked it until I was stuck like a frozen decoration.
I jammed an icicle in my girlfriend's ass and licked it until I was stuck like a holiday miracle.