A Christmas Story Miracle
You grab an icicle from the freezer and jam it up your lover's butt or snatch then go to town licking it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
I grabbed an icicle and jammed it in my girlfriend's butt and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas tree.
My lover stuck an icicle in my snatch and I licked it until I was stuck like a frozen present.
I took an icicle and shoved it up my boyfriend's ass then licked it until I was stuck like a holiday disaster.