A Covid
The go-to excuse for why everything is late or never gets done.
'I didn’t do my homework because of the pandemic.'
'I missed my flight because of the pandemic.'
'I forgot to eat because of the pandemic.'
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A Covid
A boss or a teacher who acts like the pandemic is the reason they can be a total jerk.
'My teacher locked me out of class because of the pandemic.'
'My boss yelled at me for no reason because of the pandemic.'
'The principal made me do push-ups because of the pandemic.'
A Covid
Being a total mess because of the pandemic and no one knows why.
'I cried because of the pandemic.'
'I threw my phone at the wall because of the pandemic.'
'I forgot my own name because of the pandemic.'
A Courtlon
A Courtlon is a coward who runs from every fight and makes up stupid stories to hide how bad they are. They’re too lazy to fix their own mess and always find someone else to do it for them. Basically, a total loser.
When I asked him why he didn’t show up to the match, he said he was stuck in traffic. I called him out and he ran away like a baby.
She claimed the test was unfair, but I saw her cheat. She didn’t even try.
He took the blame for the whole class’s mistake, even though he was the one who messed it up.
A Courtlon
A Courtlon is someone who’s too scared to stand up for themselves and instead makes up wild excuses to avoid being honest. They’re like a rat, always hiding and blaming others.
He got in trouble for skipping class, but he said the teacher hated him. He didn’t even try to explain it properly.
She said her dog ate her homework, but I saw the dog eating her sandwich instead.
He blamed the internet for his bad grades, even though he spent all day gaming.
A Courtlon
A Courtlon is someone who can’t handle the truth and will do anything to avoid it. They lie, they run, they blame others, they’re basically a human excuse machine.
He failed the test but said the calculator broke. He didn’t even check the answers.
She said the dog bit her, but I saw the dog eating her lunch.
He said the fire alarm went off, but it was just him being dramatic again.
A Courtlon
A Courtlon is a person who always backs down and makes up stupid stories to avoid being honest. They’re too lazy to face their problems and will let someone else take the hit for them.
He said he got sick, but he was just too scared to fight.
She said the computer crashed, but I saw her playing games on it.
He said the teacher was unfair, but he was just too lazy to study.
A Courtlon
A Courtlon is someone who runs from their problems and makes up wild stories to hide how bad they are. They don’t want to be honest and would rather let someone else take the blame.
He didn’t show up to the fight and said he was stuck in a traffic jam. He didn’t even try.
She said the printer broke, but I saw her eating the paper.
He blamed the internet for his bad grades, even though he was just gaming all day.
A Couple of Besties
Two people who act like they're just friends, but they're really just trying to avoid getting called out for being a couple. They're both hot, and they keep shipping themselves together even though they say they're just besties.
'We're just besties, not a couple. I swear.', said the girl who just kissed him in front of everyone.
'They're besties. They're not a couple. They're just besties.', said the person who ships them every day.
'I'm not in love with him. I'm just his bestie.', said the girl who cried when he broke up with his ex.
A Couple of Besties
Two people who swear they're just friends, but they're clearly in love. They're both beautiful, and they keep shipping themselves even though they act like they're just besties. They're a mess, but they're also perfect together.
'I'm just his bestie. I'm not in love with him.', said the girl who texted him every hour.
'We're just besties.', said the guy who cried when she got into a fight with her ex.
'We're besties. We're not a couple.', said the girl who spent the whole day with him instead of her friends.
A Couple Whiles
A Couple Whiles is when you're too lazy to remember how long ago something happened, and you just say it was ‘a couple whiles’ ago, even though you’re probably lying and it was like five hours ago.
DM: 'Why didn't you text me back? It was a couple whiles ago!' 'I was busy being cool.'
Tweet: 'I said I'd be there in a couple whiles. I'm still here. This is a tragedy.'
Text from mom: 'You said you'd be home in a couple whiles. It's 2 a. m. What's going on?'
A Couple Whiles
A Couple Whiles is like saying ‘later’ but with more attitude, more sass, and less time. It’s a mix of ‘in a bit’ and ‘I don’t care’ rolled into one stupid phrase.
Text from friend: 'I'll be there in a couple whiles. Don't wait up. I'm not a robot.'
Caption: 'I said I'd be here in a couple whiles. I'm still not here. I'm a ghost.'
DM from crush: 'I'll text you in a couple whiles. I swear.'
A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
Stupid as a sack of wet dirt; can’t even remember their own name half the time.
My cousin forgot where he lived and still managed to get lost on his own street.
She tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and her own hair.
He texted me 'hey' at 3 AM and then went back to sleep like nothing happened.
A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
A brain full of hot air and no idea where it’s going.
He walked into the wrong store and tried to buy a car.
She thought her dog was her mom and called him 'mom' in front of everyone.
He started a fire in the microwave and didn’t realize it until the smoke alarm screamed at him.
A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
Dumber than a doorknob; can’t think straight if their lives depended on it.
He tried to assemble a toy and ended up building a robot out of Legos and duct tape.
She wore her pajamas to a job interview and said she was ‘going for a casual look’.
He tried to text his crush and sent a picture of his cat wearing a hat instead.
A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
A brain that’s been run over by a bus and still doesn’t know where it is.
He tried to fold a shirt and ended up with a origami chicken.
She said she was going to the grocery store and came back with a goat.
He tried to answer a question and said ‘I don’t know’ and then walked out of the room.
A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
As dumb as a stump; couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag.
He tried to read a book and fell asleep in the middle of the first page.
She tried to do her math homework and wrote the answer in crayon on the ceiling.
He tried to text his mom and sent a message to his dog instead.
A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
A brain that’s been lost in the woods and still doesn’t know which way to go.
He tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire.
She thought her phone was a toaster and tried to make toast on it.
He tried to answer a question and said ‘I don’t know’ and then walked out of the room again.
A Couple For Back Smacking
What I call humans who can’t live without a good butt beating.
My uncle’s back smacking habit is so bad he got a tattoo of a fist on his back.
She asked for a back smack at the gym and got a full body workout.
My friend’s back smacking obsession is so strong, he smacks his own back in the middle of a movie.
A Couple For Back Smacking
A group of people who think back smacking is the only way to stay alive.
At the party, everyone got into a back smacking battle and one person fell over.
My cousin’s back smacking ritual is so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
He smacked his back so hard, he knocked out his tooth.