Discover Slang

"He Chowed me like I was a baby." - Me, in math class."Chow is like being yelled at by a faggot." - My friend, during lunch."He Chowed me for no reason. That's just rude." - Me, walking past him."

I tried to grow a beard for Spring Break. Now it looks like a raccoon bit my face.

My plan to turn my bedroom into a disco was a chode to spring. It ended with me dancing in my pajamas at 3 a. m.

She thought baking a cake for her dog was a chode to spring. Now the dog won't stop licking the floor.

He tried to plant a garden for Spring. Now his yard looks like a war zone.

She decided to dye her hair green for Spring. Now it looks like mold exploded in her head.

He thought a chode to spring was a good idea. Now his life is a mess.

He wore sunglasses inside for Spring. Now he looks like a confused chicken in a sock factory.

She tried to be trendy and wore socks with sandals. Now she looks like a confused chicken at a fashion show.

He tried to impress his crush with a chode to spring. Now he looks like a confused chicken in a cornfield.

He tried to build a treehouse for Spring. Now it collapsed, and he blamed the rain.

She wore flip-flops to a snowstorm. Now she’s blaming the snow for her embarrassment.

He threw a party in the park for Spring. Now it’s raining, and he’s blaming the clouds.

He thought he was a genius and built a rocket for Spring. Now it exploded and he looks like a confused chicken who got hit by a bus.

She tried to turn her house into a tropical paradise for Spring. Now it looks like a confused chicken who got hit by a bus.

He tried to do a chode to spring and now he’s a confused chicken who got hit by a bus.

My brother got a chocolate swirlie because he laughed at my hair.

I gave my math teacher a swirlie after she failed me again.

My crush got a chocolate swirlie because he said I was ugly.

I got a swirlie in the worst toilet in the school.

My friend got a swirlie after he stole my lunch.

I gave my mom a swirlie because she yelled at me.

My long-haired friend got a swirlie in the worst toilet.

I got a swirlie after I made fun of my teacher's hair.

My little brother got a swirlie because he ate my homework.

My friend got a swirlie from his own poop.

I got a swirlie after I used the toilet first.

My teacher got a swirlie from the last kid in the class.

I gave my crush a swirlie while we were making out.

My brother got a swirlie during his first date.

I got a swirlie while I was trying to kiss my crush.

I gave my brother a chocolate swirlie after he stole my candy.

My crush got a chocolate swirlie because he said I was ugly.

I got a chocolate swirlie from my teacher for being late.

My friend drank a chocolate swirlie and threw up.

I made a chocolate swirlie for my teacher and she ran away.

I drank a chocolate swirlie and my face turned green.

Chloe: 'I’m not yelling, I’m just having a conversation with the entire school.'

Chloe: 'You didn’t hear me? I literally screamed your name!'

Chloe: 'If I don’t yell, I’ll die.'

Chloe: 'You said one thing, and I’m going to remember it for the rest of my life.'

Chloe: 'I’m not mad, I’m just slightly annoyed and ready to end your life.'

Chloe: 'You hurt my family, and I will make you regret it.'

Chloe: 'I know you’re thinking about me, and I’m not happy about it.'

Chloe: 'You didn’t even have to say it, I knew you were going to break up with me.'

Chloe: 'You just said my name in your head, and now I’m going to haunt you.'

Chloe: 'I just spilled my heart out, and now I’m waiting for you to do the same.'

Chloe: 'You can’t mess this up, I’m too cute for that.'

Chloe: 'If I told you my secrets, you better keep them.'

Chloe: 'You laughed at my joke, but you didn’t look at me, I’m offended.'

Chloe: 'He said I wasn’t cute, so now I have to prove him wrong.'

Chloe: 'If you don’t listen to me, I’ll make you regret it.'

Chloe: 'You smile at me, and my whole day is good.'

Chloe: 'I’m cute and smart, and you’re lucky to know me.'

Chloe: 'If I make you happy, I’ll keep doing it.'

Chloe: 'I will beat this game, even if I have to dance through it.'

Chloe: 'I didn’t fail, I just had a short break.'

Chloe: 'If you let me be your friend, your day will be perfect.'