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A Dickey-doo
When a man’s gut is so big it dangles below his tiny weenie like a sad, hanging loaf of bread.
My uncle’s a dickey-doo. He looks like he’s got a belly button on his chest.
That guy at the bar? He’s a full-blown dickey-doo. I can see his belly from behind his back.
My dad’s a dickey-doo. He eats like a horse and shits like a pig.
A Dickey-doo
A gut so huge it juts out like a pizza that’s been dropped on the floor. Your belly is the star of the show, not your dick.
My neighbor’s got a dickey-doo. He can’t even zip his pants without help.
That man at the gym? He’s got a dickey-doo. He’s got a gut that could hold a whole family.
My brother’s a dickey-doo. He looks like he’s been stuffed into a sack and shaken.
A Dickey-doo
When a man is so fat his gut hangs over his junk like a curtain. It’s like he’s wearing a blanket made of belly.
That guy at the donut shop has a dickey-doo. He eats like he’s trying to win a bet.
My grandpa’s a dickey-doo. He can’t even walk without wobbling.
My friend’s got a dickey-doo. He looks like he’s been rolled in a rug and left outside.
A Dickey-doo
A story so wild it makes your head spin. It’s like someone took a lie and gave it a personality.
My mom told a dickey-doo about how she fought a dragon in the mall.
My cousin’s got a dickey-doo about how he ran a marathon on a donut.
My teacher told a dickey-doo about how she turned into a cat for a week.
A Dickey-doo
What a man’s junk can do when it’s not stuck in a dickey-doo. It’s like a magic wand for men.
My dad’s got a dickey-doo, but his dick is still a legend.
That guy told a dickey-doo, but his dick could still beat a horse.
Even though he’s got a dickey-doo, his dick is still the best in the neighborhood.
A Dictionary
The dumbass book you're reading right now, you brain-dead piece of trash
Your mom just asked you what you're doing and you said 'reading the dictionary' and she said 'what the hell is that?''
Your teacher just called you out for looking up 'dictionary' during math and said 'what's wrong with you?''
You're trying to impress your crush by saying you're reading the dictionary and they said 'why?''
A Dictionary
A word you just made up in your head, but it sounds smart enough to be in the dictionary
You said 'fluffington' and now you think it's a real word
You just made up 'blobberdoodle' and you're proud of yourself
You're telling your friend that 'snorkle' is a real word and they're confused
A Dictionary
A bunch of words that talk about other words like they're fancy
You tried to look up 'dictionary' and it just said 'words about words' and you're confused
Your teacher said 'dictionary is words about words' and you asked 'what the hell is that?'
You're trying to sound smart by saying 'dictionary is words about words' and it doesn't make sense
A Dictionary
You're looking up the word dictionary, and you're either extremely bored or absolutely stupid
You're in the library and you're looking up the word 'dictionary' and no one understands why
Your friend is looking up the word dictionary and you said 'what the hell are you doing?'
You're in class and you're looking up the word dictionary and your teacher is giving you a hard time
A Dictionary
A dumb book that's supposed to have all the right words but it's got some wrong ones and you're going to point it out to everyone
You looked up 'dictionary' and it had a typo and you're mad
You're telling your teacher that the dictionary is wrong and they're confused
You're telling your mom that the dictionary is wrong and she said 'what?'
A Dictionary
This. Right here. You're looking at it. You're reading it. You're wasting your time on it.
You're looking at the dictionary and you're like 'why am I doing this?'
You're telling your friend that the dictionary is 'this' and they're confused
You're trying to sound smart by saying the dictionary is 'this' and you're not
A Dictionary
What you're reading right now, but it's got more stupid people in it than you thought
You're reading the dictionary and there's a stupid person in it and you're confused
You're telling your friend that the dictionary is full of stupid people and they're laughing
You're trying to sound smart by saying the dictionary is full of stupid people and you're not
A Dickading
When someone says the same stupid phrase over and over until you can't stand it and it gets stuck in your head like a song you can't get out of your head.
My buddy says 'I'm hungrier than a bear in winter' every time he eats. Now I hear it in my sleep.
My mom says 'You're going to fail' so much I believe it even when I pass.
My teacher says 'Don't talk' so much I forget how to talk.
A Dickading
When you're so obsessed with your penis you eat, drink, and live like a king just to keep it happy.
I ate three pizzas, drank six beers, and stayed up till 3 a. m. just to keep my dick satisfied.
He spent all his money on a massage for his penis and forgot about his rent.
She gave him a foot massage, and he said it was like a vacation for his dick.
A Dickading
A group of guys who've been best friends for ten years, mostly because they all stink at life and stick together.
They've been best friends since high school, and they still argue about who's the best at video games.
They went to college together, got drunk every weekend, and still call each other 'dude' like it's the 90s.
They all got fired from their jobs and still hang out like it's a party.
A Dickading
When a guy acts like a total idiot, thinks he's the best at everything, flirts with every girl, drinks too much, and can't commit to anything or anyone. Usually happens in your 20s.
He broke up with three girls in one week and still thinks he's the best looking guy in the world.
He drinks all night, shows up to work hungover, and still thinks he's the king of the office.
He says he's going to get married next year, but he's still sleeping with his ex.
A Dickading
When you mix lemonade and your penis together, and it's like the worst drink you ever had.
He stirred his lemonade with his penis, and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
She tried to make lemonade with her brother's penis, and it was like a weird, sticky juice.
He used his penis to mix his drink, and now his lemonade smells like a sweaty gym.
A Dickading
A decade that was so bad it feels like you were tortured for ten years.
That decade was so bad it felt like I was stuck in a time loop with my worst enemies.
I had the worst decade of my life, and it was like I was punished by God.
That decade was so bad I wish I could just forget it ever happened.
A Dickading
A fancy word for cum, but it sounds like a drink you'd get at a fancy bar.
He spilled his 'dickading' on the floor, and it looked like a science experiment.
She called his cum 'dickading' and said it was the best drink she ever had.
He served his cum in a glass and called it 'dickading' like it was a fancy drink.
A Dick in the Ass
A slap in the face that’s been dipped in poop and thrown back in your face.
My mom said I was a dick in the ass after I ate the last piece of cake.
My teacher called me a dick in the ass for talking during the test.
My dog called me a dick in the ass because I took his toy.
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