A Dickey-doo
A gut so huge it juts out like a pizza that’s been dropped on the floor. Your belly is the star of the show, not your dick.
My neighbor’s got a dickey-doo. He can’t even zip his pants without help.
That man at the gym? He’s got a dickey-doo. He’s got a gut that could hold a whole family.
My brother’s a dickey-doo. He looks like he’s been stuffed into a sack and shaken.