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A Dick in the Ass
Getting the short end of the stick and then being stepped on by a donkey.
My brother got a dick in the ass when he lost his job and his phone.
I got a dick in the ass when I had to do all the chores.
My friend got a dick in the ass when he failed the math test.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dick in the Ass
When someone says something so stupid it’s like they stuck a pencil up their nose and called it a day.
My dad was a dick in the ass when he said the moon was made of cheese.
My friend was a dick in the ass when she said dogs could fly.
My teacher was a dick in the ass when he said 2+2 was 5.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dick in the Ass
When everything goes wrong at once and you want to scream into a blender.
My plans went to hell when the internet died and my dog ate my homework.
My party was a disaster when the pizza was cold and the music was loud.
My game was ruined when I lost my phone and my dog chewed my shoe.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dick in the Ass
When someone acts like a spoiled brat who thinks the world revolves around them and their bad hair day.
My cousin was a dick in the ass because he wouldn’t share his candy.
My friend was a dick in the ass because he kept interrupting my story.
My brother was a dick in the ass because he took my snack.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dick in the Ass
When someone is grumpy enough to kick a puppy and then complain about the noise.
My mom was a dick in the ass because she yelled at me for no reason.
My dog was a dick in the ass because he barked all night.
My friend was a dick in the ass because he was mad about the game.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dick in the Ass
When someone is so mad they could punch a wall and then blame the wall for being too soft.
My brother was a dick in the ass because he lost his favorite toy.
My friend was a dick in the ass because he failed the test.
My mom was a dick in the ass because she had to work late.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dic
A person who goes to Urban Dictionary and tries to look cool by using a fake name that sounds like a real definition, just to feel important.
@UrbanDictUser: 'I'm not just a name, I'm a definition!' #DIC #TryHard
My name is 'DoodlyBop' and I'm here to save the world... or at least my ego.
DIC: The guy who thought 'WeeWee' was a real word and now he's stuck with it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dic
A lazy person who says 'Do I Care?' instead of actually caring about anything.
'Do I care if you broke my phone? No. Do I care if you broke my phone twice? Also no.' #DIC #Lazy
DIC: 'Do I care that I missed the bus? No. I’ll just walk.'
DIC: 'Do I care if my mom called? No. But I do care if my mom called twice.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dic
A group of people who insert data so hard, it feels like a crime. They probably got a warrant.
'DIC: Data Insertion Crew. We don't just insert data, we steal it.'
DIC: 'We inserted data so fast, the computer had a heart attack.'
DIC: 'Data Insertion Crew. We inserted so much data, the server exploded.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dic
A blood clotting disaster that happens in your veins. It's like your blood is going crazy and won't stop making clots.
DIC: 'My blood is making clots like it's in a competition.'
DIC: 'I have DIC, and my blood is like a drunk person at a party.'
DIC: 'It's not a disease, it's a blood riot.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dic
A bunch of silly names that mean the same thing. It's like they all just want to be called something else.
DIC: 'Also known as Penisaurous. Or WeeWee. Or DoodleBop. Or Bussy. Or Man Cooche. Or just DoodlyBop.'
DIC: 'It's like I have 10 names and they all mean the same thing. Just pick one.'
DIC: 'I’m not sure what I’m called anymore. I think I’m called DoodlyBop now.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dic
A cartoon company from France that got renamed to 'deek' because someone said it like a bad word. Now they're famous for it.
DIC: 'We're from France, but now we're called 'deek' because a kid said it like a bad word.'
DIC: 'We're the company that made Sonic and Inspector Gadget, and now we're called 'deek' because of a kid.'
DIC: 'We're the company that said 'deek' and now everyone knows it's a French company.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dic
A short way to say 'ridiculous.' It's like the worst kind of joke ever.
T1: 'This is T1. It's like the worst joke ever.'
DIC: 'T1: This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.'
T1: 'This is T1. It's like the universe is laughing at you.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Diaperbreath
A smelly kid who licks the toilet seat and asks little kids to touch his sweaty junk for snacks.
"Hey little buddy, wanna get a burger if you promise to touch my elbow?", Diaperbreath at the playground
"I'll give you candy if you let me sniff your butt.", Diaperbreath in the lunchroom
"You're my new best friend if you let me watch you eat.", Diaperbreath during recess
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Diaperbreath
A guy in New York who thinks wearing a suit means he can grab kids and say he's cool.
"I'm Mr. Cool, and I'm giving you a lollipop if you let me sit next to you.", Diaperbreath at the bus stop
"I'm not a pervert, I'm just a professional.", Diaperbreath on the subway
"I'm here for the pizza, not the kids.", Diaperbreath at the pizza shop
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dewi
A Dewi is a hot mess who looks like a unicorn vomited glitter on you.
Dewi walked in and the whole room forgot how to breathe.
I saw Dewi in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.
Dewi is like a TikTok filter that makes everyone look like a celebrity.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dewi
Dewi is like an angel who got kicked out of heaven for being too pretty and too annoying.
Dewi is the reason I failed math because I was too distracted by her curls.
Dewi is the best friend you never asked for but somehow ended up with anyway.
Dewi is like a cupcake that’s also a superpower.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dewi
Dewi is a curly-haired goddess who makes everyone else look like they were born in a cave.
Dewi showed up to the party and everyone else was like, 'What is this?'
Dewi is the reason I’m now a fan of brown hair and also a fan of being jealous.
Dewi walks in and I instantly regret every life decision I’ve ever made.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dewi
Dewi is a little goddess who also happens to be the reason Indonesia and the Netherlands are still best friends.
Dewi is like the reason I learned Dutch just to say 'hello' to her.
Dewi is so Indonesian it’s like she was born in a spice rack.
Dewi is why I’m now the most popular kid in the Netherlands.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dewi
Dewi is the real reason DewyMonster is a legend and also the reason I got banned from Discord.
Dewi is like the girl who made me start trolling just to look cool.
Dewi is the reason I got 1000 warnings from Discord and still don’t care.
Dewi is like a boss battle in a video game I never wanted to beat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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