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A buddy who shows up just to take a dump on your floor and leave a mess like it’s their job.

My cousin showed up at my door at 3 AM and went straight to my bathroom like it was a war zone.

My friend came over to hang out and immediately sat on my couch and exploded like a pooping dragon.

My neighbor stopped by just to take a shit on my porch and then left without saying anything.

A guy who gets busy without a condom and then pulls out right before he goes boom, making the girl feel like she’s been hit by a bomb.

He was inside me and then he pulled out like I was about to die from his cum explosion.

He came in me and then ran out like he had a fire behind him.

He was about to finish and then ran like he was escaping a jail break.

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A Dive Bomber

A guy who still smells things while he’s having sex and can tell if a girl smells like old socks or fresh pizza before he even goes in her.

He smelled my feet before he even touched me and said I was a walking trash can.

He sniffed my hair and said I smelled like a gym sock that hadn’t been washed in a month.

He took one whiff and said I was the worst he had ever had.

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A Dive Bomber

When you go number two while you’re inside someone, like you’re a toilet and you’re doing your business in their body.

I was inside her and then I dropped a bomb and it went all over her insides.

He pooped inside me and it felt like I was eating a hot dog that exploded.

I was having sex and he had to go to the bathroom and it came out like a surprise attack.

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A Dive Bomber

When you grab her ass with your hand and then stick your balls in her ass like you’re trying to get her to explode.

He grabbed my ass and then stuck his balls in me and I felt like I was being attacked by a monster.

He stuck his balls in my butt and it felt like I was being smothered by a pig.

He went from my ass to my mouth like he was trying to take over my body.

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A Dive Bomber

When you stick your balls in a sleeping person’s mouth and they wake up and move, making you feel like you just got hit by a train.

I stuck my balls in her mouth and she moved and it felt like I got hit by a bullet.

He put his balls in my mouth while I was asleep and I woke up like I was in a war.

I stuck my balls in her mouth and she screamed and I felt like I was being dragged out of a pit.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Dive Bomber

When you fart and jump over someone while yelling, ‘Dive Bomber,’ and drop a fart bomb on the person you jumped over.

I farted and jumped over my brother and dropped a bomb on him like he was the enemy.

He farted and jumped over me and it hit me like a fart bomb from heaven.

I farted and jumped over my mom and it hit her like it was a surprise attack.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Divine Fantasy

A band that plays loud metal music and comes from St. Paul, MN. They’re so loud they make your dog cry.

My neighbor’s dog started howling like it was dying when A Divine Fantasy played next door.

I heard the bass so loud, it felt like my ears were gonna pop off.

My mom said she could hear them through the wall, and she’s not even a metal fan.

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A Divine Fantasy

A group of guys from Minnesota who play metal so bad it’s actually good. They live in St. Paul.

They played at my dad’s birthday and it was the worst and best thing ever.

My cousin said their music was like a scream from the deepest part of hell.

They’re so bad they’re legendary, and they’re from St. Paul.

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A Divine Fantasy

A metal band from St. Paul that’s so loud and obnoxious, they’re like a curse from the gods.

They played at a party, and it was like a war broke out in my living room.

My friend’s dog ran away because of their music.

They’re so loud, I think they’re trying to break my eardrums.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Disappointment

A disappointment is someone who thinks they're a total disaster but they're not. They mess up all the time but that's fine because everyone messes up. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

My cousin failed his math test but he still thinks he's the worst human ever.

My dog peed on the carpet again but he's still my favorite dog.

My ex got a D in chemistry but she still thinks she's a failure.

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A Disappointment

A disappointment is when you try to run into a wall with a hard-on and you end up breaking your nose instead.

I tried to punch a wall and my nose went boom.

My brother tried to look cool and his nose broke.

I got so excited I ran into a door and my nose broke.

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A Disappointment

A disappointment is the feeling you get when your Urban Dictionary definition gets rejected like it's the end of the world.

I wrote a definition and got rejected and I cried.

My friend tried to add a definition and it got rejected and he got angry.

I got rejected and I felt like my whole life was ruined.

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A Disappointment

A disappointment is when your mom yells at you for getting a B and makes you sleep outside like you're a dog.

My mom got mad at me for getting a B and I had to sleep on the porch.

My brother got a C and he had to sleep outside.

My sister got a B and my mom made her sleep outside.

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A Disappointment

A disappointment is your grades when you think you did great but you didn't.

I thought I did great on my test but I got a C.

My friend thought he did great but he got a D.

I studied hard but still got a B.

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A Disappointment

A disappointment is when you spend eight hours editing a video and it only gets 26 views.

I spent eight hours on a video and it only got 10 views.

My friend worked on a video for eight hours and it got 20 views.

I edited a video for eight hours and it got 26 views.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Disappointment

A disappointment is when you uncap a pen and it doesn't turn into a sword like you hoped it would.

I uncap my pen and it doesn't turn into a sword.

My friend uncap his pen and it doesn't turn into a sword.

I thought my pen was magical but it wasn't.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Dirty Yard Gnome

A gross act where a yard gnome is shoved up a girl's butt and pussy while she’s bleeding and pooping her pants like a baby.

My cousin did a dirty yard gnome during her period and cried because it smelled like old pizza.

He used the gnome on her while she was on the toilet, and it was like a horror movie.

She did it in the park and got chased by a dog that smelled it too.

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A Dirty Yard Gnome

When a girl uses a yard gnome like a dildo for her butt and snatch while she’s on her period and leaking everywhere.

She did it in the bathroom and the gnome got stuck in the toilet.

He made her do it while she was crying from her period cramps.

She used the gnome and her period at the same time, and it was like a disaster.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Dirty Yard Gnome

A bad time when a girl uses a yard gnome for her butt and pussy while she’s on her period and pooping her pants like a toddler.

She did it in front of her mom and got grounded for life.

He made her do it in the garage and she screamed like a banshee.

She used the gnome and her period at the same time and it was the worst day ever.

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