A Dirty Yard Gnome
A bad time when a girl uses a yard gnome for her butt and pussy while she’s on her period and pooping her pants like a toddler.
She did it in front of her mom and got grounded for life.
He made her do it in the garage and she screamed like a banshee.
She used the gnome and her period at the same time and it was the worst day ever.