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A doctor is someone who takes your money and makes you feel like you're dying in a fancy way.

My doctor told me I had a 'mild case of being a failure' and prescribed more coffee.

I went to the doctor because I was sad. He gave me a pill and said, 'This will make you feel like a rock star, but only for 30 minutes.'

My doctor said I was 'slightly unhealthy' and gave me a pill that tastes like regret.

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A Doctor

A doctor is a guy who wears a box like it’s a fashion statement and has a temper when you mention Rose Tyler.

The doctor yelled at me because I said ‘Rose Tyler’ and now I’m stuck in a time loop with a fez.

My doctor started crying when I mentioned Rose Tyler and then I had to fight a robot.

I told the doctor about Rose Tyler and now he’s chasing me through the universe.

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A Doctor

A doctor is like a 900-year-old alien who screams ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then gives you a sandwich.

The doctor screamed at me, ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then gave me a sandwich and a lecture about time.

I met the doctor, he yelled at me, and then I had to save the universe with a sandwich.

My doctor yelled ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then I got a sandwich and a TARDIS.

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A Doctor

A doctor is a guy who wears bowties, has a temper, and says ‘I’m the optimist’ while saving the world.

My doctor wore a bowtie and saved the world, but he yelled at me for eating too much cake.

The doctor yelled at me, then saved the world, and then I got a fez.

My doctor said he was the optimist, then yelled at me, and then I had to run from a Dalek.

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A Doctor

A doctor is a 900-year-old alien who screams ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and has a spaceship that looks like a police box.

My doctor screamed ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then I had to run from a spaceship that looked like a police box.

I met the doctor and he yelled ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then we fought a robot in a police box.

The doctor yelled at me, then we ran from a spaceship that looked like a police box.

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A Doctor

A doctor is a fancy person who studied for a really long time and now charges you like a monster.

My doctor studied for 12 years and now charges me like a monster.

The doctor studied for so long he forgot how to say ‘hello’ and charges me like a beast.

I went to the doctor and he studied for so long he forgot how to be nice and now he charges me like a dragon.

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A Doctor

A doctor is someone who gives you pills to kill your ills and then makes you pay for it like a thief.

My doctor gave me pills to kill my ills and then made me pay for it like a thief.

The doctor said ‘Take these pills’ and then I had to pay like a criminal.

I took the doctor’s pills, felt better, and now I owe him like a pirate.

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A Do Bronx Win

When you somehow win a game even though you barely tried and your team looked like they were sleeping through it.

My team scored 2 points and I still won the matchup. What the hell?!

I got a win with 10 points and my opponent had 40. How is this possible?!

I won because my team was napping and I was on a coffee break.

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A Do Bronx Win

When you win a matchup by getting lucky, even though your team played like they were drunk and forgot how to play.

My team scored 3 points and I won. I think my quarterback forgot how to throw.

I got a win with 5 points and my opponent had 30. I think my team was drunk.

I won because my running back forgot how to run and my kicker missed every kick.

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A Do Bronx Win

When you win a game even though your team looked like they were trying to lose and your opponent was actually trying to win.

My team scored 2 points and I won. My opponent looked like they were trying to win.

I got a win with 5 points and my opponent had 40. I think my team was trying to lose.

I won because my defense was asleep and my opponent was wide awake.

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A Do Bronx Win

When you win a matchup even though you barely scored and your team looked like they were doing it for fun.

My team scored 3 points and I won. My opponent had 30. How is this real?

I got a win with 5 points and my opponent had 50. My team was doing it for fun.

I won because my team looked like they were playing for fun and my opponent was playing for real.

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A Do Bronx Win

When you win a game even though your team looked like they were dying and your opponent was doing everything right.

My team scored 2 points and I won. My opponent looked like they were winning.

I got a win with 5 points and my opponent had 40. My team was dying.

I won because my defense was dead and my opponent was alive.

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A Do Bronx Win

When you win a matchup even though you scored like a baby and your opponent played like a beast.

My team scored 3 points and I won. My opponent had 35. What the hell?

I got a win with 5 points and my opponent had 45. I think my team was a baby.

I won because my team was a baby and my opponent was a beast.

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A Divo

A guy who acts like a queen when he doesn't get his way. He throws a fit over tiny things and gets so angry when others get more love than him.

'I can't believe she got the last slice of pizza! I'm gonna cry!'

'He started screaming in the lobby because his coffee was cold.'

'He threw his phone at the wall because he didn't get a like.'

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A Divo

A man who thinks he's a diva just because he wears a shirt that matches his socks.

'I'm not just a man, I'm a fashion icon!'

'He wore three watches and called it a look.'

'He turned down a promotion because he didn't like the color of the office chairs.'

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A Divo

A man who thinks he's a diva just because he's got a letter after his name. He thinks being a 'dude' is the same as being a 'diva'.

'I'm not just a guy, I'm a legend.'

'He changed his name to 'Mr. Divo' because he thought it made him sound fancier.'

'He got angry because his nickname was 'Chuck' instead of 'Sir Chuck.'

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A Divo

A guy who thinks he's a diva and refuses to wear anything that doesn’t match his mood. He accessorizes with things that don’t even make sense.

'He wore a hat, a scarf, and a belt, just because.'

'He had a ring on every finger and called it a 'statement.'

'He wore a shirt inside out because it was 'fashionably wrong.'

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A Divo

A man who screams in the middle of the grocery store if he doesn't get his way. He thinks everyone should know his name.

'He started yelling at the cashier because he didn’t get his discount.'

'He cried in the parking lot because he didn’t get the last donut.'

'He ran out of the store because he didn’t get a high five from the manager.'

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A Divo

A man who thinks he’s a diva just because he got a letter after his name. He acts like he’s royalty.

'He called the barista 'Your Majesty' just because she gave him a free cookie.'

'He wore a crown to the office and called it 'workwear.'

'He demanded a raise because he thought he was a king.'

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A Divo

A guy who acts like he's a diva just because he got a letter after his name. He's basically a man who's been insulted by life.

'He got angry because he didn’t get the last seat on the bus.'

'He threw his sandwich at the wall because his name wasn’t on the menu.'

'He cried because he didn’t get a standing ovation at the gas station.'

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