A Doctor
A doctor is like a 900-year-old alien who screams ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then gives you a sandwich.
The doctor screamed at me, ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then gave me a sandwich and a lecture about time.
I met the doctor, he yelled at me, and then I had to save the universe with a sandwich.
My doctor yelled ‘RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!’ and then I got a sandwich and a TARDIS.