A Divo

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A guy who acts like a queen when he doesn't get his way. He throws a fit over tiny things and gets so angry when others get more love than him.
'I can't believe she got the last slice of pizza! I'm gonna cry!'
'He started screaming in the lobby because his coffee was cold.'
'He threw his phone at the wall because he didn't get a like.'
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A man who thinks he's a diva just because he wears a shirt that matches his socks.
'I'm not just a man, I'm a fashion icon!'
'He wore three watches and called it a look.'
'He turned down a promotion because he didn't like the color of the office chairs.'
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A man who thinks he's a diva just because he's got a letter after his name. He thinks being a 'dude' is the same as being a 'diva'.
'I'm not just a guy, I'm a legend.'
'He changed his name to 'Mr. Divo' because he thought it made him sound fancier.'
'He got angry because his nickname was 'Chuck' instead of 'Sir Chuck.'
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A guy who thinks he's a diva and refuses to wear anything that doesn’t match his mood. He accessorizes with things that don’t even make sense.
'He wore a hat, a scarf, and a belt, just because.'
'He had a ring on every finger and called it a 'statement.'
'He wore a shirt inside out because it was 'fashionably wrong.'
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A man who screams in the middle of the grocery store if he doesn't get his way. He thinks everyone should know his name.
'He started yelling at the cashier because he didn’t get his discount.'
'He cried in the parking lot because he didn’t get the last donut.'
'He ran out of the store because he didn’t get a high five from the manager.'
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A man who thinks he’s a diva just because he got a letter after his name. He acts like he’s royalty.
'He called the barista 'Your Majesty' just because she gave him a free cookie.'
'He wore a crown to the office and called it 'workwear.'
'He demanded a raise because he thought he was a king.'
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A guy who acts like he's a diva just because he got a letter after his name. He's basically a man who's been insulted by life.
'He got angry because he didn’t get the last seat on the bus.'
'He threw his sandwich at the wall because his name wasn’t on the menu.'
'He cried because he didn’t get a standing ovation at the gas station.'
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