A Dive Bomber

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A buddy who shows up just to take a dump on your floor and leave a mess like it’s their job.

My cousin showed up at my door at 3 AM and went straight to my bathroom like it was a war zone.

My friend came over to hang out and immediately sat on my couch and exploded like a pooping dragon.

My neighbor stopped by just to take a shit on my porch and then left without saying anything.

A guy who gets busy without a condom and then pulls out right before he goes boom, making the girl feel like she’s been hit by a bomb.

He was inside me and then he pulled out like I was about to die from his cum explosion.

He came in me and then ran out like he had a fire behind him.

He was about to finish and then ran like he was escaping a jail break.

A guy who still smells things while he’s having sex and can tell if a girl smells like old socks or fresh pizza before he even goes in her.

He smelled my feet before he even touched me and said I was a walking trash can.

He sniffed my hair and said I smelled like a gym sock that hadn’t been washed in a month.

He took one whiff and said I was the worst he had ever had.

When you go number two while you’re inside someone, like you’re a toilet and you’re doing your business in their body.

I was inside her and then I dropped a bomb and it went all over her insides.

He pooped inside me and it felt like I was eating a hot dog that exploded.

I was having sex and he had to go to the bathroom and it came out like a surprise attack.

When you grab her ass with your hand and then stick your balls in her ass like you’re trying to get her to explode.

He grabbed my ass and then stuck his balls in me and I felt like I was being attacked by a monster.

He stuck his balls in my butt and it felt like I was being smothered by a pig.

He went from my ass to my mouth like he was trying to take over my body.

When you stick your balls in a sleeping person’s mouth and they wake up and move, making you feel like you just got hit by a train.

I stuck my balls in her mouth and she moved and it felt like I got hit by a bullet.

He put his balls in my mouth while I was asleep and I woke up like I was in a war.

I stuck my balls in her mouth and she screamed and I felt like I was being dragged out of a pit.

When you fart and jump over someone while yelling, ‘Dive Bomber,’ and drop a fart bomb on the person you jumped over.

I farted and jumped over my brother and dropped a bomb on him like he was the enemy.

He farted and jumped over me and it hit me like a fart bomb from heaven.

I farted and jumped over my mom and it hit her like it was a surprise attack.