A Dive Bomber
A guy who still smells things while he’s having sex and can tell if a girl smells like old socks or fresh pizza before he even goes in her.
He smelled my feet before he even touched me and said I was a walking trash can.
He sniffed my hair and said I smelled like a gym sock that hadn’t been washed in a month.
He took one whiff and said I was the worst he had ever had.