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A Finger Lakes Creemee
A Finger Lakes Creemee is when you bust your load on someone's face after sex. It’s called a creampie elsewhere. But if you’re from there and go to Vermont, you’ll think they’re all crazy for calling soft ice cream that.
My cousin went to Vermont and thought they were all insane for calling soft ice cream a 'creampie.'
I tried to explain creemee to my friend. He just stared at me like I was nuts.
My uncle went to Vermont and came back saying, 'They think soft ice cream is a creampie?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finger Lakes Creemee
A Finger Lakes Creemee is the worst kind of face-finger action. You’re from upstate and you know it’s not a soft ice cream. But Vermont is confused and thinks you’re a weirdo.
I told my friend about creemee. He said, 'You’re telling me you bust your load on someone’s face?'
My mom went to Vermont and thought they were all soft ice cream addicts.
My brother came back from Vermont and said, 'They think soft ice cream is a creampie?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finger Lakes Creemee
A Finger Lakes Creemee is when you go full-on face-finger after sex. It’s the worst. People in Vermont think it’s soft ice cream. That’s why they’re all confused.
My dad went to Vermont and thought they were all soft ice cream lovers.
I told my friend about creemee. He said, 'You’re telling me you bust your load on someone’s face? That’s wild.'
My sister went to Vermont and came back saying, 'They think soft ice cream is a creampie? That’s the worst.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Final Fantasy
When a hospital gives a dying man a whore for 3 hours. No more. No less. It's like a last meal, but with less dignity and more cum.
Bro, I got a Final Fantasy for my death bed. It was worth it.
My uncle got a Final Fantasy and died happy. I got a Final Fantasy and died confused.
That's why I'm getting a Final Fantasy. I ain't dying alone.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Final Fantasy
A drug so good, you’ll forget your own name and start talking to moogles.
I got hooked on Final Fantasy and now I talk to moogles in my sleep.
Final Fantasy is my new best friend. My old best friend is now a moogle.
Final Fantasy makes me high enough to forget my own name.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Final Fantasy
A bunch of video games that started in the 80s. The name came from when Square made one last game. It was so good they kept making more. Now there are 16 of them and a movie that sucked so hard it made the entire planet cry.
I've played all 16 Final Fantasies. The movie was a waste of time.
Final Fantasy started with one game and now there's 16 of them. That's a lot of fantasy.
That movie was so bad I cried. My mom cried. My dog cried.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Final Fantasy
A game series created by Square. It was supposed to be their last game, but it became so good they made more. Now it’s the most popular RPG series in history, and I hate you for not liking it as much as I do.
Final Fantasy was Square's last hope. It turned into their most successful series.
Square made Final Fantasy because they were out of ideas. Now they’re rich.
I love Final Fantasy more than my ex.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Final Fantasy
A game series that started in the 80s. It has 12 games and some spin-offs. It’s the best game series ever, and you’re wrong if you say otherwise.
Final Fantasy is the best game series. You’re wrong if you say otherwise.
There are 12 games in the series. I’ve played them all. You haven’t.
Final Fantasy is the best. It’s the only game series that matters.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Final Fantasy
The only thing more important than sex. It's the reason you're still single.
Final Fantasy is more important than sex. That’s why I’m single.
I would choose Final Fantasy over sex any day. I did.
Final Fantasy is the reason I haven’t gotten laid in years.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fine Specimen of Manliness
A man so manly he makes everyone else look like they got hit by a truck full of embarrassment.
My uncle is a fine specimen of manliness. He once yelled at a chicken and it ran away crying.
That guy at the gym is a fine specimen of manliness. He lifts weights like they owe him money.
My dad is a fine specimen of manliness. He once ate a whole pizza and still had energy to wrestle my brother.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fine Specimen of Manliness
A man so manly he could make a superhero blush and a villain cry.
My cousin is a fine specimen of manliness. He once beat up a dog and the dog didn't even fight back.
That guy in my class is a fine specimen of manliness. He can bench press a cow and still laugh at my jokes.
My neighbor is a fine specimen of manliness. He once mowed his lawn while wearing nothing but socks and a hat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fine Specimen of Manliness
A man so manly he could make a dragon jealous and a king envious.
My brother is a fine specimen of manliness. He once ate a whole cake and still had time to beat me up.
That guy at the bar is a fine specimen of manliness. He drank 10 beers and still managed to pick a fight with the bartender.
My uncle is a fine specimen of manliness. He once wrestled a bear and won, then had a hot dog for lunch.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finding Nemo
Suckin' on some juicy nappy tats so hard your face looks like a fish outta water.
I sucked on her nappy so hard my cheeks looked like a fish gasping for air.
He was eatin' that nappy like it was the last piece of cake on Earth.
I sucked so hard my face looked like a fish who just got flung outta a tank.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finding Nemo
Finding Nemo is a movie rated MA15+, and if you let little kids watch it, you’re a total idiot because of the scary shark named Bruise and other freaky stuff.
Don’t let your kid watch Finding Nemo, or they’ll have nightmares about sharks and clowns.
I watched Finding Nemo and now I hate clowns and sharks.
My kid cried after watching Finding Nemo, and it was all because of that evil shark.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finding Nemo
When a girl in the bathtub can’t find a guy’s Jewish penis in under 3 minutes, and it’s pure chaos.
She couldn’t find his penis in 3 minutes, so she threw a towel at him.
He was in the bathtub for 10 minutes trying to find his penis.
She drowned in the tub trying to find his penis.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finding Nemo
You stick a clownfish up her butt, then you give her the hardest anal pounding of her life, and then you fish your little fishy out with your hand.
He fished out his little fishy with his hand and then ate a donut.
She screamed so loud when he pulled the fish out, the neighbors called the cops.
He stuck a fish up her butt, gave her the anal pounding of her life, and then fished it out with his hand.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finding Nemo
A handicapped boy named Nemo was tortured by a masked man and locked in a dentist’s office. His dad went on a wild quest to find him.
Nemo was locked in a dentist’s office by a masked man, and his dad went wild trying to find him.
Nemo was tortured by a masked man and then put in a dentist’s office by a lunatic.
Nemo got kidnapped by a masked man and was locked in the worst dentist’s office ever.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finding Nemo
When you cum inside a girl and then try to fish your little fishy out with your fingers.
He cummed inside her and then fished his fishy out with his fingers.
She was trying to get his fishy out of her with her hands.
He cummed inside her and then grabbed his fishy with his fingers.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finding Nemo
Fill the tub, drop a clownfish in, blindfold the girl, and then hit her in the ass until she grabs the fish.
He dropped a clownfish in the tub, blindfolded her, and then hit her in the ass until she caught the fish.
The clownfish was in the tub, and she had to grab it while he whacked her in the ass.
He filled the tub with water, dropped a clownfish in, and then beat her ass until she caught the fish.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finbar
When you lay flat on the floor like a dead rat after eating too much. Best done right next to a table full of food so everyone can see your shame.
After my grandma's lasagna, I did a full Finbar in the middle of the dining room.
I Finbar'd during the dessert course and got yelled at by my aunt.
Finbar'd so hard after the pizza that my brother took a photo and posted it on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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