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A Finnie
When a girl gives you a half-decent hand job in her grandma’s garden, but you’re still hard when you brag about it to your friends. It’s like getting a snack before dinner and still wanting dessert.
Bro, I got a finnie in the conservatory. Still hard when I told my squad.
She gave me a finnie, and I didn’t even finish my hot pockets yet.
I got a finnie and still had the boner when I texted my homie.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finnie
When everything is perfect. Like when your pizza arrives with extra cheese and your mom doesn’t yell at you.
That concert was a finnie. No bad songs, no drunk friends.
My math test was a finnie. All the answers were easy.
That pizza was a finnie. Extra cheese and no weird toppings.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finnie
A cute little brother or sister. The kind that steals your snacks and still makes you proud.
My finnie stole my snack, but I still love her.
That kid is my finnie. Always makes me laugh.
My finnie is the best. She even helped me cheat on my math test.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finnie
A guy who respects women, takes their side, and still has a decent amount of hair. He’s like a man who still wears deodorant.
That guy is a finnie. He even stood up for me when my ex yelled at me.
My finnie doesn’t laugh at my bad jokes. He’s cool.
He’s a finnie. He even wears deodorant.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finnie
The girl who’s got the best attitude, the best laugh, and the best punch to your gut when she’s mad. She’s your best friend, even when she gives you a beating.
My finnie just gave me a beating. But I still love her.
That girl is my finnie. She laughed at my joke and still kicked my ass.
My finnie is the best. She even made my mom laugh.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finnie
When you get ready. Like when you’re about to beat someone’s ass in a game, and you don’t want anyone messing it up with their hot pockets.
Bro, are we finnie yet? I don’t want to wait for your hot pockets.
Let’s finnie. I’m ready to beat my bro’s ass.
Bro, finnie. I got my controller and my snacks.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finn
A Finn is a faggot who thinks he's hot stuff but everyone knows Tyler Herro is the real deal. Soleil is the king and this loser is just a sad, sweaty sidekick.
Bro, why are you still single? You’re a Finn!
Finn asked me out. I told him I’d rather date a sock.
Finn cried when Tyler Herro got a better contract.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finn
Finn is a quiet weirdo who hides behind his book but will scream at you for no reason. He’s kind of smart but still a dweeb.
Finn stared at me for ten minutes and then said, 'You’re the worst.'
He wrote a 500-word rant about why pizza is the worst food ever.
Finn told me he’d rather die than talk to someone new.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finn
Finn is your mom’s best friend. She’ll glare at you like you owe her money, but then she’ll be all proud when you fail at life.
My mom stared at me like I’d stolen her last fry.
She said, 'You go! I’m proud of you, even if you’re a failure.'
She cuddled me while yelling at me for eating too much pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finn
Finn is a whale who wants to be the first whale in space. He also thinks vapes are the worst and will tell you that for hours.
Finn told me he’d marry an Orca and live on Mars.
He cried when someone said vapes were cool.
He tried to sign up for NASA and got rejected because he was a whale.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finn
Finn is your childhood friend who’s always right and will write you a 10-page essay about why you’re wrong.
He wrote me a 10-page essay about why I suck at life.
Finn has been my friend since we were 5 and still thinks I’m the worst.
He said I’m the worst and I had to agree with him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finn
Finn is a hot guy who can’t sit still and will punch you if you say something stupid.
Finn punched me for saying vapes are cool.
He ran laps around the school because he was bored.
He told me I was a loser and then asked me out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Finn
Finn is just Finn. No explanation. No backstory. Just a name that means 'you’re the worst.'
Finn is just Finn. That’s it.
He said, 'You’re the worst, Finn.'
Finn just walked in and ruined my day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fink
A fink is a wimp who ratted you out just because they felt like it. They’re the reason you got in trouble for something you didn’t even do.
My buddy got sent to the principal’s office because a fink told on him for eating a muffin during math.
That fink snitched on me just because I beat him at a video game.
I got grounded because my little brother was a fink and told on me for eating pizza for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fink
A fink is like a backstabbing son of a gun who doesn’t even have the guts to say it to your face.
My mom called me a fink because I told her my brother was eating her favorite cake.
That fink turned me in just because I laughed at his bad joke.
He called me a fink because I said his dog stank.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fink
A fink is a lousy person who breaks the rules just to get you in trouble. They’re like a traitor with no sense of loyalty.
The fink came in and told the teacher I was talking during class.
That fink made me get detention for something I didn’t even do.
He was a fink and told on me because I wouldn’t share my candy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fink
To be a fink is to be the worst kind of snitch. You’re the one who ruins everything for everyone else.
I told my friend he was a fink for telling on me during recess.
That fink ruined my day by telling the teacher I was eating chips.
She called me a fink because I said her hair looked messy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fink
A fink is someone who’s so messed up from the inside they can’t even keep their secrets straight. They’re like a walking leak.
After I beat him up, he was a total fink and told the whole school.
That fink was so high on weed he told on me just because he saw my shoes.
He was a fink and told on me because I stole his lunch.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fink
A fink is someone who talks too much and doesn’t know when to shut up. They’re like a broken parrot who just won’t stop repeating everything.
He was a total fink and told the teacher I was drawing during class.
That fink told on me because I didn’t let him borrow my pencil.
She was a fink and told the whole class about my bad haircut.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fink
A fink is someone who’s so messed up they think telling on you is the best way to win. They’re like a brain-dead chicken who just doesn’t know what to do.
He was a fink and told the teacher I was talking during math.
That fink was so dumb he told on me for eating a donut.
She was a fink and told on me just because I didn’t let her sit with her friends.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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