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A Finbar

Finbar is the horse Jacksepticeye rides in Minecraft. It's the only reason he doesn't get killed by the Ender Dragon.

Jacksepticeye's horse, Finbar, saved his life again. No one cares.

Finbar is the best Minecraft horse. Jacksepticeye is just lucky.

Finbar is so good, I think it's cheating.

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A Finbar

Finbar is Jacksepticeye's super cool horse. He's a legend. Everyone agrees.

Finbar is the reason Jacksepticeye is still alive.

Finbar is a legend. No one argues.

Jacksepticeye's horse, Finbar, is basically a god.

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A Finbar

A tall, awkward Irish guy with a bad beard and worse fashion sense. He usually has a hot girl on his arm.

Finbar walked in with his hot girlfriend and I immediately felt ugly.

That guy with the bad beard is Finbar. He's got a hot girl.

Finbar looked like he just came out of a cave and brought his girlfriend with him.

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A Finbar

A man who never ages, makes the best jokes, and laughs at everything because he’s too good-looking to die.

Finbar laughed at my joke and I instantly felt stupid.

He doesn’t age, he doesn’t die, and he’s got the best beard ever.

Finbar just walked in and I felt like a loser.

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A Finbar

A super attractive guy who’s really good at soccer. He kicks ass on the field.

Finbar scored the winning goal and looked like a god.

He’s good-looking and good at soccer. That’s Finbar.

Finbar played soccer like it was a sport and I was just watching.

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A Finbar

An Irish stoner from East London who smokes so much he’s probably gonna die. Also, he’s tall, dark, and has no idea who he is.

Finbar smoked so much he passed out in the middle of the street.

That tall guy with no idea who he is? That’s Finbar.

Finbar's so stoned he thinks he's a king.

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A Final Destination

A final destination is when a tiny mishap turns your whole day into a meatball. It might kill you, or just make you wish you were dead.

My dog tripped on a banana peel and fell into a lake. He now floats around like a soggy meatball.

My sister tried to open a can of soda and it exploded in her face. She’s now a soda-drenched meatball.

I tried to open a bag of chips and it flew everywhere. I’m now a chip-covered meatball.

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A Final Destination

Final Destination is the place where all the cool kids go to die. It’s a flat stage in a video game. No items. Just you and your enemies, face-to-face, like in a bar fight.

My cousin tried to beat me in a game and got knocked off the stage. He died, and I got a high five from death.

My friend tried to beat me and I used a fireball. He fell off and got turned into a meatball.

I got a meatball for dinner because I beat my enemy in a game. They got turned into a meatball.

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A Final Destination

Final Destination is the stage where all the nerds fight. It’s flat, boring, and no one has any advantages. Only you and your skills.

I fought my enemy on Final Destination and won. He got turned into a meatball.

My friend fought me on Final Destination and lost. He got turned into a meatball.

I got a high five from death because I won on Final Destination.

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A Final Destination

To be suddenly, brutally, and permanently killed by a random accident. No warning. No mercy.

I got killed by a falling ceiling fan. It was sudden, brutal, and I had no warning.

My brother got killed by a falling ceiling fan. He had no warning and it was brutal.

I got killed by a ceiling fan and it was the worst day ever.

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A Final Destination

A horror movie that makes you fear everything. It's like a nightmare with a side of meatballs.

I watched Final Destination and now I fear ceiling fans and meatballs.

I watched Final Destination 2 and now I fear everything and meatballs.

I watched Final Destination 3 and now I fear meatballs and ceiling fans.

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A Final Destination

A movie series that makes you afraid of everything. It's like a nightmare with a side of meatballs and a side of death.

I watched Final Destination and now I fear flying and ceiling fans.

I watched Final Destination 2 and now I fear meatballs and death.

I watched Final Destination 3 and now I fear everything and meatballs.

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A Final Destination

A situation where you’re about to get killed by a random accident. It’s like being in a meatball factory and a ceiling fan explodes.

I was standing near a ceiling fan and it exploded. I got turned into a meatball.

I was near a ceiling fan and it exploded. I got turned into a meatball.

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A Filthy SethSquatch

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you bonk a tiny person and blow load in a flashlight like it's a holy event

I SethSquatched my cousin in the closet with a flashlight and a bag of chips

He SethSquatched the mailman and got caught by the boss

I SethSquatched my neighbor’s kid and now he’s in the hospital

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A Filthy SethSquatch

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you ram a shorty and dump your jizz in a maglite like it’s a sacred ritual

She SethSquatched her brother with a maglite and a soda

He SethSquatched the janitor and got suspended

I SethSquatched my friend and now he’s got a flashlight obsession

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A Filthy SethSquatch

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you hit a shrimp and make a maglite your new best friend by putting your cum in it

He SethSquatched his teacher and got a D in math

I SethSquatched my dog and now he howls at flashlights

She SethSquatched the principal and got expelled

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A Filthy SethSquatch

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you f*** a midget and make a maglite your new cum bucket

He SethSquatched his brother in the bathroom and got caught

I SethSquatched my mom and now she’s obsessed with flashlights

She SethSquatched the principal and got suspended

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A Filthy SethSquatch

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you take a tiny person and blast your cum in a maglite like it's a superhero power

He SethSquatched his crush and now they're dating

I SethSquatched my dad and he’s now a flashlight lover

She SethSquatched her brother and he’s in therapy

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A Filthy SethSquatch

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you pounce on a shrimp and leave your cum in a maglite like it's a crime scene

He SethSquatched his friend in the park and got arrested

I SethSquatched my teacher and got a zero

She SethSquatched the cop and now she’s on probation

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A Filthy Rich BirdBath

When you take your nuts and stretch the skin into a tiny cup and make someone drink a shot straight from it like you're giving them the worst punishment ever

My cousin did this to my brother at the party and he cried like a baby.

I made my friend do this at work and he spilled the shot on his boss's shoes.

My dad pulled this on me during my birthday and I still hate him.

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