A Filthy SethSquatch

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A Filthy SethSquatch is when you bonk a tiny person and blow load in a flashlight like it's a holy event

I SethSquatched my cousin in the closet with a flashlight and a bag of chips

He SethSquatched the mailman and got caught by the boss

I SethSquatched my neighbor’s kid and now he’s in the hospital

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you ram a shorty and dump your jizz in a maglite like it’s a sacred ritual

She SethSquatched her brother with a maglite and a soda

He SethSquatched the janitor and got suspended

I SethSquatched my friend and now he’s got a flashlight obsession

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you hit a shrimp and make a maglite your new best friend by putting your cum in it

He SethSquatched his teacher and got a D in math

I SethSquatched my dog and now he howls at flashlights

She SethSquatched the principal and got expelled

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you f*** a midget and make a maglite your new cum bucket

He SethSquatched his brother in the bathroom and got caught

I SethSquatched my mom and now she’s obsessed with flashlights

She SethSquatched the principal and got suspended

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you take a tiny person and blast your cum in a maglite like it's a superhero power

He SethSquatched his crush and now they're dating

I SethSquatched my dad and he’s now a flashlight lover

She SethSquatched her brother and he’s in therapy

A Filthy SethSquatch is when you pounce on a shrimp and leave your cum in a maglite like it's a crime scene

He SethSquatched his friend in the park and got arrested

I SethSquatched my teacher and got a zero

She SethSquatched the cop and now she’s on probation