A Finger Lakes Creemee

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A Finger Lakes Creemee is when you bust your load on someone's face after sex. It’s called a creampie elsewhere. But if you’re from there and go to Vermont, you’ll think they’re all crazy for calling soft ice cream that.
My cousin went to Vermont and thought they were all insane for calling soft ice cream a 'creampie.'
I tried to explain creemee to my friend. He just stared at me like I was nuts.
My uncle went to Vermont and came back saying, 'They think soft ice cream is a creampie?'
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A Finger Lakes Creemee is the worst kind of face-finger action. You’re from upstate and you know it’s not a soft ice cream. But Vermont is confused and thinks you’re a weirdo.
I told my friend about creemee. He said, 'You’re telling me you bust your load on someone’s face?'
My mom went to Vermont and thought they were all soft ice cream addicts.
My brother came back from Vermont and said, 'They think soft ice cream is a creampie?'
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A Finger Lakes Creemee is when you go full-on face-finger after sex. It’s the worst. People in Vermont think it’s soft ice cream. That’s why they’re all confused.
My dad went to Vermont and thought they were all soft ice cream lovers.
I told my friend about creemee. He said, 'You’re telling me you bust your load on someone’s face? That’s wild.'
My sister went to Vermont and came back saying, 'They think soft ice cream is a creampie? That’s the worst.'
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