A Final Fantasy

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When a hospital gives a dying man a whore for 3 hours. No more. No less. It's like a last meal, but with less dignity and more cum.
Bro, I got a Final Fantasy for my death bed. It was worth it.
My uncle got a Final Fantasy and died happy. I got a Final Fantasy and died confused.
That's why I'm getting a Final Fantasy. I ain't dying alone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A drug so good, you’ll forget your own name and start talking to moogles.
I got hooked on Final Fantasy and now I talk to moogles in my sleep.
Final Fantasy is my new best friend. My old best friend is now a moogle.
Final Fantasy makes me high enough to forget my own name.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bunch of video games that started in the 80s. The name came from when Square made one last game. It was so good they kept making more. Now there are 16 of them and a movie that sucked so hard it made the entire planet cry.
I've played all 16 Final Fantasies. The movie was a waste of time.
Final Fantasy started with one game and now there's 16 of them. That's a lot of fantasy.
That movie was so bad I cried. My mom cried. My dog cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A game series created by Square. It was supposed to be their last game, but it became so good they made more. Now it’s the most popular RPG series in history, and I hate you for not liking it as much as I do.
Final Fantasy was Square's last hope. It turned into their most successful series.
Square made Final Fantasy because they were out of ideas. Now they’re rich.
I love Final Fantasy more than my ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A game series that started in the 80s. It has 12 games and some spin-offs. It’s the best game series ever, and you’re wrong if you say otherwise.
Final Fantasy is the best game series. You’re wrong if you say otherwise.
There are 12 games in the series. I’ve played them all. You haven’t.
Final Fantasy is the best. It’s the only game series that matters.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The only thing more important than sex. It's the reason you're still single.
Final Fantasy is more important than sex. That’s why I’m single.
I would choose Final Fantasy over sex any day. I did.
Final Fantasy is the reason I haven’t gotten laid in years.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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