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A Fat Juicy Truck
A truck so full of food it looks like it’s about to burst and scream at you
That truck is like a giant burger with wheels.
I saw it and I instantly felt hungry and jealous.
That truck is so full it probably has a second stomach.
A Fat Juicy Truck
A truck that’s basically a meatball sub with wheels and a bad attitude
That truck is like a food coma on legs.
It’s so big it makes my truck feel like a snack.
I’d rather fight that truck than eat a sandwich.
A Fat Juicy Truck
A truck that’s so loaded it might throw up on the highway
That truck is about to regurgitate food on the road.
It’s so full it’s probably mad.
I’d pay to see that truck throw up.
A Fat Juan
A giant Mexican who smells like old pizza and has a beard that looks like a raccoon attacked him. He yells at everyone and thinks he's the toughest guy in the school, but he can't even do a push-up without crying. His parents hate each other and he's stuck in the middle of it all.
A Fat Juan tried to fight me in the hallway and ran away when I said 'Hey, fatty!'
He cried in math class because he failed again and blamed his parents for it.
He texted me 'I hate my life' and then went to eat 10 tacos.
A Fat Juan
A lumpy Mexican with hair that looks like a spider made a nest in his head. He talks to himself and thinks he’s a superhero. He eats so much he could be a human burrito. His parents split up and he’s too lazy to care.
He screamed at the teacher because the class laughed at his hair. He said, 'I’m the king of chaos!'
He texted me 'I’m gonna eat the whole cafeteria' and then ate three pies.
He cried in the bathroom because he thought he was being bullied by a kid who didn’t even know who he was.
A Fat Juan
A chunky Mexican with hair that looks like a dog threw up on him. He thinks he’s the toughest guy in the world, but he can’t even lift a bag of chips without whining. He cries like a baby and says he’s depressed, but he just eats too much.
He tried to fight me and said, 'I’m gonna beat you up!' but then he tripped and fell on the floor.
He cried in gym class because he couldn’t do a single sit-up.
He sent me a DM that said 'I’m sad, but I’m also eating pizza.'
A Fat Edgar
A meaty ho that shags married guys and sells drugs from her gut.
Edgar just hit a guy with a bag of weed and a creampie.
She’s the reason my dad’s credit card is maxed out.
Edgar’s got more secrets than a fat kid with a snack stash.
A Fat Edgar
A lard-ass tramp who’s too fat to get laid and still tries.
Edgar tried to seduce my uncle and failed twice.
She’s the reason the gym has a no-fat policy.
Edgar’s got more layers than a lasagna.
A Fat Edgar
A pig-faced skank who sleeps with guys and sells drugs from her ass.
Edgar sold me weed and a bad time.
She’s the reason my brother’s got a divorce.
Edgar’s got more blubber than a belly full of pizza.
A Fat Clap
A Fat Clap is when you win a video game so bad your fat jiggles like it's giving you a standing ovation.
I just beat this game on easy mode and my butt was clapping me.
My fat clap was so loud the neighbor called the cops.
I got a fat clap so strong I think my skin might have a PhD.
A Fat Clap
A Fat Clap is when two fat people rub against each other like they're trying to start a fire and their fat makes a sound like someone's shouting 'Bravo!'
My cousin and his girlfriend had a fat clap so loud the cat ran out of the house.
At the gym, two fat claps happened and the treadmill almost broke.
My fat clap with my buddy was so good, the gym started a new class called 'Fat Clap Yoga'.
A Fat Clap
A Fat Clap is when your fat moves around so much during sex or a run it makes a noise like a crowd of people are cheering for you.
I was running and my fat was clapping me like I was the best runner ever.
During sex, my fat clap was so loud my dog got a standing ovation.
My fat clap was so good, my pants started applauding me.
A Farrow
A person who talks a lot about doing stuff but never actually does it. They know everything about a subject but can't do it worth a damn.
'I'll finish that project tomorrow,' he said. Then he went to sleep.
'I know how to fix your car,' she said. Then she called a mechanic.
He could explain the entire theory of relativity but couldn't pass a math test.
A Farrow
A sneaky little creature that lives in the woods and loves to trick people. Nobody has seen one in Burnley, but if they did, they'd probably throw a fit.
'I saw a Farrow in the forest!' he screamed. Then he got distracted by his phone.
She said she saw one, but it was just her cat wearing a hat.
They said there was a Farrow in the woods. Then they all left to get pizza.
A Farrow
To put someone under a love spell so strong they can't think straight. It's like being hit with a mix of sex, charm, and sarcasm.
He was farrowed by her smile. Now he can't stop texting her.
She farrowed him with her wit and now he's her slave.
He got farrowed by a girl in the grocery store. Now he buys her snacks.
A Farrow
A famous actress who was in a lot of movies and had a lot of kids. People made jokes about her kids and her exes.
'She had 10 kids? That's more than a football team!'
She had kids with Woody Allen, Frank Sinatra, and a bunch of other guys.
They made a joke about her kids on Family Guy. It was hilarious.
A Farrow
When the little guy finally gets heard. The bullies get confused and stop bullying.
The little kid spoke up. The bullies looked confused and walked away.
He stood up and said something smart. The bullies got nervous.
She said something clever. The bullies ran away.
A Farrow
A high-maintenance girl who acts like she's super powerful but is just plain annoying. She’d take your money for a quickie.
She wanted $5 for a handjob. Then she called herself a Jedi.
She said she had Jedi powers but just wanted a fiver.
She claimed she was fridged but took your money anyway.
A Farrow
A guy who takes it up the ass and eats other guys' food. He's too weak to use the N word.
He sucked dick and ate Casey Smith’s food. Then he cried.
He took it up the ass and didn’t even say the N word.
He got passed over for a promotion. Then he cried and ate Casey Smith’s sandwich.
A Fat Blunt
A blunt so full of weed it looks like it’s about to explode from all the stink and stick.
Man I just ate a fat blunt and my brain is melting
That blunt was so fat I thought it was a meatball
My blunt was so fat it had a belly button
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