A Fat Blunt

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A blunt so full of weed it looks like it’s about to explode from all the stink and stick.
Man I just ate a fat blunt and my brain is melting
That blunt was so fat I thought it was a meatball
My blunt was so fat it had a belly button
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When you take a cigar, rip it open, throw out the tobacco, and stuff it full of the nastiest, gooiest, sweetest green weed you can find. Then you stick it back together like a fat kid who just ate too much cake.
I made a blunt so good it could make Jesus high
That blunt was so good I started speaking in tongues
I took a blunt so good my dog started dancing
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A meme that got so big it turned Ralsei into a weed-smoking legend. Now every time he blinks, it’s a new animation.
Ralsei blunted me so hard I forgot my own name
I saw Ralsei blunted and now I’m a ghost
Ralsei blunted me and my dog started singing
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A blunt so big it could fit a whole class inside. Ralsei took one hit and turned into a human smoke machine.
That blunt was so big I thought it was a spaceship
I took a hit from that blunt and now I’m floating
That blunt was so big my mom asked if it was a new couch
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A blunt so fat it’s like calling a donut a ‘fat ass donut.’ It’s just extra.
That blunt was so fat it had a waistline
I called my blunt a ‘fat ass blunt’ and now I’m famous
That blunt was so fat I thought it was a superhero
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When you mix weed and cocaine, stuff it in a cigar paper, and smoke it so hard you feel like you’re floating in a pool of glitter and sweat.
I hit that blunt and now I’m floating in a pool of glitter
That blunt was so good I started speaking in glitter
That blunt hit me so hard I turned into a glitter monster
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The part of the cigar you rip out and replace with weed. It’s like the fat of the blunt, but also the soul.
That blunt’s fat was so good I ate it
I took the fat of the blunt and now I’m a fat blunt
That blunt’s fat was so good it started dancing
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