A Fat Juan
A chunky Mexican with hair that looks like a dog threw up on him. He thinks he’s the toughest guy in the world, but he can’t even lift a bag of chips without whining. He cries like a baby and says he’s depressed, but he just eats too much.
He tried to fight me and said, 'I’m gonna beat you up!' but then he tripped and fell on the floor.
He cried in gym class because he couldn’t do a single sit-up.
He sent me a DM that said 'I’m sad, but I’m also eating pizza.'