A Fat Juan
A lumpy Mexican with hair that looks like a spider made a nest in his head. He talks to himself and thinks he’s a superhero. He eats so much he could be a human burrito. His parents split up and he’s too lazy to care.
He screamed at the teacher because the class laughed at his hair. He said, 'I’m the king of chaos!'
He texted me 'I’m gonna eat the whole cafeteria' and then ate three pies.
He cried in the bathroom because he thought he was being bullied by a kid who didn’t even know who he was.