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A Don King
Don Kinging is when you lie about something being awesome just because you want to feel important. You talk about it like it's the only thing you've ever thought about.
I told my mom my job was amazing, even though I got fired.
My brother said my dog was the best, but he’s just mad I gave him a treat.
I said my pizza was the best in the world, even though I took a bite and it was just cheese.
A Don King
A Don King is a smug little crook who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. He started off stealing from people in a bar and then he became a boss who stole from everyone.
My uncle thinks he's a king, but he just stole my lunch money.
My neighbor thinks he's famous, but he just got a free pizza.
My cousin thinks he's a big shot, but he just got a bad haircut.
A Don King
Don Kinging is when you talk like a brain-dead idiot. It’s nonsense that only makes sense to people who have no brain.
My friend talks like a chicken with no head.
My sister says stuff that doesn’t make any sense.
My brother talks like a donkey with a lisp.
A Don King
A Don King is when a guy shoots his jizz in a girl's hair and then ruffles it with a noogie and bolts out the door like he’s running from the cops.
My boyfriend shot jizz in my hair and ran out like he was running from the cops.
My date shot jizz in my hair and left me looking like a mess.
My dad did the same thing to my mom and then ran out like he was late for work.
A Don King
A Don King is when you shoot jizz on a girl’s pubes and then spike it up with your hand, then carry her around like she's a trophy.
I shot jizz on my girlfriend’s pubes and carried her around like she was a princess.
My boyfriend shot jizz on my pubes and then carried me like I was a bag of groceries.
My dad shot jizz on my mom’s pubes and carried her around like she was a robot.
A Don King
A Don King is when your blunt gets so full of ash it looks like Don King’s hair. The bottom is black and the top is gray. It’s a sign you need to ash your blunt before it explodes.
My blunt looked like Don King’s hair, and it was so full of ash I thought it was going to explode.
My brother’s blunt was a Don King and it fell apart when he tried to smoke it.
My mom’s blunt was a Don King, and it looked like she had a donkey for a head.
A Dominican nigga
A Dominican nigga is the devil’s cousin who came to Earth to make your life a living hell. He’s got a cock so big it could split the sky, and if you let him near you, you’ll be begging for mercy by breakfast.
My ex said I was a Dominican nigga. I said, 'You ain’t seen nothing yet.'
At the bar, my cousin said, 'That nigga is a Dominican nigga. He’s gonna ruin your life.'
My momma told me, 'If you don’t stop acting like a Dominican nigga, I’ll kick your ass.'
A Dominican nigga
A Dominican nigga is a man who don’t just have a dick, he has a whole army of dicks. He’s the reason your ex is still crying in the bathroom at 3 a. m.
My friend’s girlfriend said, 'He’s a Dominican nigga. He don’t love me, he loves my ass.'
In the DMs, my guy said, 'You a Dominican nigga. You got that devil look.'
At the club, my cousin said, 'That nigga is a Dominican nigga. He gonna make you cry.'
A Dominican nigga
A Dominican nigga is a man who came to Earth just to fuck your life up. He don’t love you, he just wants your money, your time, and your soul.
My friend said, 'I married a Dominican nigga. Now I’m broke and tired.'
My girl texted me, 'He’s a Dominican nigga. He don’t love me, he just wants my money.'
My cousin said, 'That nigga is a Dominican nigga. He got that devil energy.'
A Dominic
To strum the guitar while screaming into a Skype call like you're about to die
I was on a Skype call with my homies, and Dominic started playing the guitar and yelled, 'I'M GONNA KILL YOU!'
He played the guitar during a call while I was eating pizza and cried like a baby.
Dominic played the guitar during a call and made me laugh so hard I peed myself.
A Dominic
Dominic is a human legend. He can be a singer, a thug, a rapper, a pornstar, and a guy who eats your lunch. Any girl who dissed him? She’s a fool. She missed out on the best cock this side of the moon.
Dominic said, 'I’m a thug, a rapper, and I eat your lunch. You should’ve seen me in the 90s.'
He told a girl, 'You dissed me? I could’ve given you the best night of your life.'
Dominic told me, 'I’m a legend. You should’ve been my girl.'
A Dominic
He hates this site, but he’s still the hottest guy to ever walk the Earth. He’s got a job and a cock so big it’s like a spaceship.
Dominic said, 'I hate this site, but I’m still the hottest guy in Texas.'
He told me, 'I hate this site, but I got a cock so big it could launch a spaceship.'
Dominic cursed this website and said, 'I’m the hottest guy to ever live.'
A Dominic
Dominic shoots his cum in your face and hits you with his cock like it’s a baseball bat. All day, all night, nonstop.
Dominic hit me with his cock like it was a baseball bat and made me cum on the floor.
He shot cum in my face and said, 'You're gonna be my wife.'
He hit me with his cock and told me, 'I'm gonna make you my slave.'
A Dominic
Dominic is a guy so sexy, famous pornstars won’t leave him alone. He’s got big balls, big cock, and he parties like a beast. He’s from Austin, and he’s the king of orgies.
Dominic told me, 'I’m the king of orgies. I got Katrina Jade and Mandy Muse to love me.'
He said, 'I party like a beast and got Eva Angelina to love me.'
Dominic said, 'I got the biggest cock and balls in the world. I’m from Austin, baby.'
A Dominic
Dominic was always a wild kid. He can get away with murder. He’s got big balls, big cock, and I’ll lick his nuts even if they stink like a dead pig.
Dominic told me, 'I was a savage kid. I got away with murder and I’ve got big balls.'
He said, 'I’ll let you lick my balls even if they stink like a dead pig.'
Dominic said, 'I was a savage warrior and I got big balls and cock.'
A Dominic
I want him to hit me with his cock and make me cum in my face like I’m a dog.
I said, 'I want Dominic to hit me with his cock like a dog.'
He told me, 'I want you to cum on my face like a dog.'
Dominic said, 'I want to hit you with my cock and make you cum like a dog.'
A Dominic Cummings
When you're so deep in dog shit you decide to kick your friends in the face just to make yourself feel better
I did a Dominic Cummings when my mates got caught in the mess I made
She did a Dominic Cummings on her whole team because she was too selfish to share the blame
He did a Dominic Cummings on the entire office just to save his own ass
A Dominic Cummings
When you're so thick you think going for a walk is a good idea while the whole country is told to stay in their pants
She did a Dominic Cummings during the third lockdown just to show off her new shoes
He did a Dominic Cummings to get out of work and ended up in hospital
They did a Dominic Cummings on the way to the pub and got fined by the police
A Dominic Cummings
When you hit the ball so far it goes off the course and you still think it's a smart move
He did a Dominic Cummings on the 18th hole and missed the whole game
She did a Dominic Cummings and ended up in the lake
They did a Dominic Cummings and had to walk the rest of the course
A Dominic Cummings
When you're so obsessed with being on top you think it's the only way you can come
He did a Dominic Cummings every time he had sex and it made his girlfriend annoyed
She did a Dominic Cummings just to prove she was better
They did a Dominic Cummings and ended up in a fight
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