A Don King
A Don King is when you shoot jizz on a girl’s pubes and then spike it up with your hand, then carry her around like she's a trophy.
I shot jizz on my girlfriend’s pubes and carried her around like she was a princess.
My boyfriend shot jizz on my pubes and then carried me like I was a bag of groceries.
My dad shot jizz on my mom’s pubes and carried her around like she was a robot.