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A Drew boatman
A Drew boatman is a sorry sack of trash who gets loaned out to Odessa and spends his days crawling on the floor like a worm.
Drew’s the human version of a rug, always getting dragged around the yard.
He’s so low he’s got grass stains on his knees from kneeling all day.
Drew’s the one who’s always on his knees, like he’s begging for a truck.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Drew boatman
A Drew boatman is a gutless piece of crap who gets stuck helping Odessa and spends his days on his knees like a sad little dog.
Drew’s like a sad dog who gets sent to the yard every day with no treats.
He’s got more dirt on his knees than a pig in a mud bath.
Drew’s the one who’s always on his knees, like he’s waiting for a new truck to drop from the sky.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Drew
A Drew is a condom. But not just any condom. It’s the condom that got its name because some dude in Norfolk tried to look like one and failed so hard it became a legend.
"You’re a Drew," he said, like I had just insulted his entire family.
"That guy tried to wear a Drew like it was a costume. It was tragic."
He said he’d rather die than admit he was a Drew. He was wrong.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Drew
A Drew is when someone cuts you off mid-sentence to brag about their own stupid past. Like they think they’re better than you just because they once had a bad day.
He cut me off to say he had a bad day once. I had a bad year.
She told me about her bad day like I had never had one.
He interrupted me just to talk about his stupid past.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Drew
A Drew is when you draft a top 3 team and then panic and trade it all away for a bottom 3 team. It’s like you’re trying to win but you’re too scared to stay with your good choices.
He had the best team and traded it for a guy who couldn’t even spell fantasy football.
I watched him trade away his dream team for a guy who slept through the draft.
He had the best players and then traded them for a guy who hated sports.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Drew
A Drew is a guy who’s cute, smart, and an asshole all at the same time. He’ll charm you, then make you want to punch him.
He said he’d charm me, and he did. Then he made me want to punch him.
He’s cute, smart, and an asshole. I can’t decide what I hate most.
He had a smart mouth, and he used it on me. I loved it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Drew
A Drew is a hacked-up bike frame. It looks like it got hit by a truck and then used as a weapon.
That Drew looked like it had been through hell.
He tried to ride that Drew, and it broke his leg.
That hacked-up bike frame was a Drew. It was a mess.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Drew
A Drew is a guy who’s sweet, but also an asshole. He’ll do anything for his girl, even if it means being an idiot.
He was sweet, but he was also an idiot. I loved it.
He did anything for his girl, even if it meant being a complete idiot.
He was cute, sweet, and an idiot. I was hooked.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Drew
A Drew is a guy named Andrew who’s smart, handsome, and slightly sarcastic. He’s mostly nice, but sometimes he’s just an idiot.
He was smart, handsome, and slightly sarcastic. I was in love.
He was mostly nice, but sometimes he was just an idiot.
He had a smart mouth and a cute face. I couldn’t resist.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream stan
A weird brain problem where you think Dream is the best even though he lies about his game times and you defend him like he’s your boyfriend.
@DreamIsGod why would you even say that?!
I will fight you for Dream’s honor
Dream is the only one who can beat me in Minecraft
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream stan
The worst kind of pain you can have. It’s like being stuck in a Minecraft game with no exit.
I can’t handle this anymore
This is worse than bedrock
I’m dying inside
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream stan
People who watch Dream and act like he’s the best even when he does stupid stuff.
Dream is perfect
I will defend him forever
I love Dream more than my mom
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream stan
A terrible sickness that takes over your brain and makes you hate everyone else.
I hate you all
Dream is the best
You are not worthy
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream stan
A group of weak boys who will do anything for Dream, even if it means getting in trouble or acting like crazy girls.
I’m gonna tweet at you until you go away
You’re not Dream’s friend
I will spam you until you die
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream stan
A terrible illness that spreads like wildfire and won’t stop until you’re all ruined.
You are not worthy of Dream
I will haunt you until you die
Dream is the only one who matters
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream stan
You’re so out of touch with the real world you think grass is just a texture in Minecraft.
I haven’t touched grass since 2019
Grass is for babies
I live in a house made of blocks
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream Projected
A Dream Projected is when someone thinks your life is a free ticket to their fantasy, and they don’t care if you’re screaming in the backseat.
My mom thinks I’m going to be a CEO. I’m just trying to survive middle school.
My brother’s dad thinks he’s going to be a rock star. He can’t even remember the lyrics to his own song.
My cousin’s dream is to be a billionaire. She’s still living with her parents and works at a gas station.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream Projected
A Dream Projected is when someone else’s wish list gets tossed in your face, and you’re left wondering why you even bother having dreams.
My dad says I’m going to be a doctor. I’m still trying to pass algebra.
My aunt thinks my brother will be a lawyer. He’s still trying to remember how to spell 'lawyer'.
My friend’s mom thinks she’s going to be a famous singer. She still can’t sing in tune.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream Projected
A Dream Projected is when someone else’s dream becomes your nightmare, and you’re stuck with the bill.
My grandma thinks I’m going to be a millionaire. I’m still living with her and working at a fast food place.
My uncle thinks my cousin is going to be a movie star. He still can’t act and works at a pizza place.
My neighbor’s kid thinks she’s going to be a top model. She still can’t fit into a pair of jeans.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dream Projected
A Dream Projected is when someone else’s dream is so loud it drowns out your own, and you’re just trying to survive.
My brother’s dream is to be a NBA star. He still can’t even hit the gym on a Tuesday.
My cousin’s dream is to be a rock legend. He still can’t even play his guitar properly.
My friend’s dream is to be a famous YouTuber. He still has 23 followers.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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