A Drew boatman
A Drew boatman is a sorry sack of trash who gets loaned out to Odessa and spends his days crawling on the floor like a worm.
Drew’s the human version of a rug, always getting dragged around the yard.
He’s so low he’s got grass stains on his knees from kneeling all day.
Drew’s the one who’s always on his knees, like he’s begging for a truck.