A Drew

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A Drew is a condom. But not just any condom. It’s the condom that got its name because some dude in Norfolk tried to look like one and failed so hard it became a legend.
"You’re a Drew," he said, like I had just insulted his entire family.
"That guy tried to wear a Drew like it was a costume. It was tragic."
He said he’d rather die than admit he was a Drew. He was wrong.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Drew is when someone cuts you off mid-sentence to brag about their own stupid past. Like they think they’re better than you just because they once had a bad day.
He cut me off to say he had a bad day once. I had a bad year.
She told me about her bad day like I had never had one.
He interrupted me just to talk about his stupid past.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Drew is when you draft a top 3 team and then panic and trade it all away for a bottom 3 team. It’s like you’re trying to win but you’re too scared to stay with your good choices.
He had the best team and traded it for a guy who couldn’t even spell fantasy football.
I watched him trade away his dream team for a guy who slept through the draft.
He had the best players and then traded them for a guy who hated sports.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Drew is a guy who’s cute, smart, and an asshole all at the same time. He’ll charm you, then make you want to punch him.
He said he’d charm me, and he did. Then he made me want to punch him.
He’s cute, smart, and an asshole. I can’t decide what I hate most.
He had a smart mouth, and he used it on me. I loved it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Drew is a hacked-up bike frame. It looks like it got hit by a truck and then used as a weapon.
That Drew looked like it had been through hell.
He tried to ride that Drew, and it broke his leg.
That hacked-up bike frame was a Drew. It was a mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Drew is a guy who’s sweet, but also an asshole. He’ll do anything for his girl, even if it means being an idiot.
He was sweet, but he was also an idiot. I loved it.
He did anything for his girl, even if it meant being a complete idiot.
He was cute, sweet, and an idiot. I was hooked.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Drew is a guy named Andrew who’s smart, handsome, and slightly sarcastic. He’s mostly nice, but sometimes he’s just an idiot.
He was smart, handsome, and slightly sarcastic. I was in love.
He was mostly nice, but sometimes he was just an idiot.
He had a smart mouth and a cute face. I couldn’t resist.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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