A Drew
A Drew is a condom. But not just any condom. It’s the condom that got its name because some dude in Norfolk tried to look like one and failed so hard it became a legend.
"You’re a Drew," he said, like I had just insulted his entire family.
"That guy tried to wear a Drew like it was a costume. It was tragic."
He said he’d rather die than admit he was a Drew. He was wrong.