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A man so manly he could make a dragon jealous and a king envious.

My brother is a fine specimen of manliness. He once ate a whole cake and still had time to beat me up.

That guy at the bar is a fine specimen of manliness. He drank 10 beers and still managed to pick a fight with the bartender.

My uncle is a fine specimen of manliness. He once wrestled a bear and won, then had a hot dog for lunch.

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A Finding Nemo

Suckin' on some juicy nappy tats so hard your face looks like a fish outta water.

I sucked on her nappy so hard my cheeks looked like a fish gasping for air.

He was eatin' that nappy like it was the last piece of cake on Earth.

I sucked so hard my face looked like a fish who just got flung outta a tank.

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A Finding Nemo

Finding Nemo is a movie rated MA15+, and if you let little kids watch it, you’re a total idiot because of the scary shark named Bruise and other freaky stuff.

Don’t let your kid watch Finding Nemo, or they’ll have nightmares about sharks and clowns.

I watched Finding Nemo and now I hate clowns and sharks.

My kid cried after watching Finding Nemo, and it was all because of that evil shark.

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A Finding Nemo

When a girl in the bathtub can’t find a guy’s Jewish penis in under 3 minutes, and it’s pure chaos.

She couldn’t find his penis in 3 minutes, so she threw a towel at him.

He was in the bathtub for 10 minutes trying to find his penis.

She drowned in the tub trying to find his penis.

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A Finding Nemo

You stick a clownfish up her butt, then you give her the hardest anal pounding of her life, and then you fish your little fishy out with your hand.

He fished out his little fishy with his hand and then ate a donut.

She screamed so loud when he pulled the fish out, the neighbors called the cops.

He stuck a fish up her butt, gave her the anal pounding of her life, and then fished it out with his hand.

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A Finding Nemo

A handicapped boy named Nemo was tortured by a masked man and locked in a dentist’s office. His dad went on a wild quest to find him.

Nemo was locked in a dentist’s office by a masked man, and his dad went wild trying to find him.

Nemo was tortured by a masked man and then put in a dentist’s office by a lunatic.

Nemo got kidnapped by a masked man and was locked in the worst dentist’s office ever.

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A Finding Nemo

When you cum inside a girl and then try to fish your little fishy out with your fingers.

He cummed inside her and then fished his fishy out with his fingers.

She was trying to get his fishy out of her with her hands.

He cummed inside her and then grabbed his fishy with his fingers.

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A Finding Nemo

Fill the tub, drop a clownfish in, blindfold the girl, and then hit her in the ass until she grabs the fish.

He dropped a clownfish in the tub, blindfolded her, and then hit her in the ass until she caught the fish.

The clownfish was in the tub, and she had to grab it while he whacked her in the ass.

He filled the tub with water, dropped a clownfish in, and then beat her ass until she caught the fish.

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A Finbar

When you lay flat on the floor like a dead rat after eating too much. Best done right next to a table full of food so everyone can see your shame.

After my grandma's lasagna, I did a full Finbar in the middle of the dining room.

I Finbar'd during the dessert course and got yelled at by my aunt.

Finbar'd so hard after the pizza that my brother took a photo and posted it on Instagram.

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A Finbar

Finbar is the horse Jacksepticeye rides in Minecraft. It's the only reason he doesn't get killed by the Ender Dragon.

Jacksepticeye's horse, Finbar, saved his life again. No one cares.

Finbar is the best Minecraft horse. Jacksepticeye is just lucky.

Finbar is so good, I think it's cheating.

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A Finbar

Finbar is Jacksepticeye's super cool horse. He's a legend. Everyone agrees.

Finbar is the reason Jacksepticeye is still alive.

Finbar is a legend. No one argues.

Jacksepticeye's horse, Finbar, is basically a god.

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A Finbar

A tall, awkward Irish guy with a bad beard and worse fashion sense. He usually has a hot girl on his arm.

Finbar walked in with his hot girlfriend and I immediately felt ugly.

That guy with the bad beard is Finbar. He's got a hot girl.

Finbar looked like he just came out of a cave and brought his girlfriend with him.

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A Finbar

A man who never ages, makes the best jokes, and laughs at everything because he’s too good-looking to die.

Finbar laughed at my joke and I instantly felt stupid.

He doesn’t age, he doesn’t die, and he’s got the best beard ever.

Finbar just walked in and I felt like a loser.

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A Finbar

A super attractive guy who’s really good at soccer. He kicks ass on the field.

Finbar scored the winning goal and looked like a god.

He’s good-looking and good at soccer. That’s Finbar.

Finbar played soccer like it was a sport and I was just watching.

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A Finbar

An Irish stoner from East London who smokes so much he’s probably gonna die. Also, he’s tall, dark, and has no idea who he is.

Finbar smoked so much he passed out in the middle of the street.

That tall guy with no idea who he is? That’s Finbar.

Finbar's so stoned he thinks he's a king.

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A Final Destination

A final destination is when a tiny mishap turns your whole day into a meatball. It might kill you, or just make you wish you were dead.

My dog tripped on a banana peel and fell into a lake. He now floats around like a soggy meatball.

My sister tried to open a can of soda and it exploded in her face. She’s now a soda-drenched meatball.

I tried to open a bag of chips and it flew everywhere. I’m now a chip-covered meatball.

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A Final Destination

Final Destination is the place where all the cool kids go to die. It’s a flat stage in a video game. No items. Just you and your enemies, face-to-face, like in a bar fight.

My cousin tried to beat me in a game and got knocked off the stage. He died, and I got a high five from death.

My friend tried to beat me and I used a fireball. He fell off and got turned into a meatball.

I got a meatball for dinner because I beat my enemy in a game. They got turned into a meatball.

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A Final Destination

Final Destination is the stage where all the nerds fight. It’s flat, boring, and no one has any advantages. Only you and your skills.

I fought my enemy on Final Destination and won. He got turned into a meatball.

My friend fought me on Final Destination and lost. He got turned into a meatball.

I got a high five from death because I won on Final Destination.

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A Final Destination

To be suddenly, brutally, and permanently killed by a random accident. No warning. No mercy.

I got killed by a falling ceiling fan. It was sudden, brutal, and I had no warning.

My brother got killed by a falling ceiling fan. He had no warning and it was brutal.

I got killed by a ceiling fan and it was the worst day ever.

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A Final Destination

A horror movie that makes you fear everything. It's like a nightmare with a side of meatballs.

I watched Final Destination and now I fear ceiling fans and meatballs.

I watched Final Destination 2 and now I fear everything and meatballs.

I watched Final Destination 3 and now I fear meatballs and ceiling fans.

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