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A Grand Negro Spectacle
A big mess that everyone sees and no one likes
My brother tried to paint the house. He turned it into a rainbow with a lot of mistakes.
The kid at school wore socks with sandals and a hat. It was like he lost a bet.
My friend's pet chicken ran across the road during a math test. It was chaos.
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A Grand Negro Spectacle
A show so ridiculous it makes you question your life choices
My uncle tried to do a stand-up comedy bit in a grocery store. He got chased by a cart.
My cousin wore a cheeseburger costume to a meeting. It was confusing.
My dad tried to rap at a family dinner. The silence after was louder than the music.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Graeme
When you spot a lousy HDD on a laptop and yell at it like it owes you money, just so you can replace it with something that actually works.
"This HDD is slower than my grandma's walking speed!", @LaptopLover23
I told the HDD it was getting fired. It didn’t even fight back.
My HDD is so slow, it makes me want to cry in the corner.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Graeme
Graeme has a big pp, is a bed beast, looks like a god, and plays football like he’s fighting for his life. He smokes like it’s a religion, but he can quit any day if he feels like it.
Graeme’s pp is so big, it could be a football team by itself.
He smokes like it’s a second job. I think he’s trying to become a human chimney.
He’s got that football magic. He’s like the wizard of the pitch.
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A Graeme
A Graeme is your awkward, joke-telling best friend who only dances to Vanilla Ice and thinks drama is the worst thing ever. He gives the best advice and is waiting for his one true love.
He asked me why I dance to anything else. I told him Vanilla Ice is the only one who makes sense.
He told me drama was like a bad sandwich. I nodded and ate my sandwich.
He said he’d rather be a psychologist than a drama queen. I believe him.
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A Graeme
Graeme has a huge pp, is a total laugh, smokes like a chimney, and plays football like it’s his life. He’s hot and doesn’t need much else.
His pp is so big, it could be a football goalpost.
He smokes like he’s trying to become a human firework.
He’s so good at football, he could be a pro. Maybe even a famous one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Graeme
Graeme is what happens when your relatives decide to have a baby. It's like a family explosion with a side of drama.
My uncle and aunt had a baby. It was like a family explosion.
Graeme’s cousins are all over the place. It’s like a family war.
My mom said Graeme was the result of a family fight. I believe her.
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A Graeme
Graeme is the cutest person on Earth. He’s like a human puppy who just wants to make you happy.
He’s so cute, I want to hug him every day.
He looks like a puppy with a smile.
He’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I think he’s a god.
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A Graeme
A Graeme is a queer who takes Adderall like it’s a religion and ends up overdosing like it’s a party.
He took Adderall like it was a snack. He ended up in the hospital.
He’s like a queer Adderall machine. He never stops.
He overdosed on Adderall and still managed to laugh. I think he’s a god.
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A Gotwalls Situation
A messy love affair with a family member that smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin and I have been doing this since we were 12. It's like a bad horror movie, but with more cheese.
My mom still thinks I'm a kid. I'm not. I'm her love interest. And it's awkward.
I texted my brother 'I miss you' and he replied 'I miss you too... and your weird face.'
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A Gotwalls Situation
When you're stuck in a love triangle with your dad and your sister, and nobody wins.
My dad and my sister are fighting over me like I'm a trophy. I just want to eat cereal in peace.
My sister said I was her 'best friend' and my dad said I was his 'favorite kid.' Now I'm confused.
I asked my dad if he wanted to go to the movies, and he said, 'Only if my daughter's sister isn't there.'
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A Gotwalls Situation
A situation where you're in love with your sibling, but it's also kind of gross.
I love my brother, but I also want to punch him in the face after he eats my lunch.
My sister told me she liked me, but then she stole my phone and sent me a text that said 'I love you, but I also hate you.'
My brother asked me out, and I said yes, but now I'm stuck with him and his weird hair.
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A Gotwalls Situation
When your parent and your sibling are both trying to date you, and it's like a bad reality show.
My mom and my sister are both fighting for my attention. It's like a love contest, and I'm tired.
My sister texted me 'I love you' and my dad said 'I'm your favorite parent.' Now I don't know what to do.
My sister asked me out, and my dad asked me to go to the movies. I'm stuck in the middle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gotwalls Situation
A situation where your sibling is your love interest, but you also hate them.
My brother is my love interest, but he also stole my last slice of pizza.
My sister told me she liked me, but then she made me do her homework.
My brother asked me out, and I said yes, but now he's annoying me every day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gotwalls Situation
A situation where you're in a relationship with your parent, and it's both weird and kind of hot.
My dad and I are in a relationship, and it's kind of hot. But also weird.
My mom asked me out, and I said yes. Now we're both confused.
My dad told me he loved me, and I said 'I love you too... and I also hate you.'
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A Gorilla
A city jungle creature. Spends the whole day napping, but instead of munching leaves, they smoke crack and beat up their baby's mom.
My cousin is a gorilla. He eats tacos and fights people in the park.
My neighbor is a gorilla. He smacks his girlfriend every time he sees her.
My teacher is a gorilla. He smokes crack during lunch and yells at kids.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gorilla
A big monkey in the woods. Likes fruit and veggies, and sometimes eats termites. It's one of the big apes, and people are trying to save it from dying out.
My science teacher said gorillas are like the kings of the forest.
My brother's pet is a gorilla. He eats carrots and sometimes goes crazy.
I saw a gorilla on a nature show. It was huge and cool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gorilla
A hustler. A gangsta. Someone who makes cash on the streets. They don't ask for permission, they just take it.
My friend is a gorilla. He robs people and doesn't care if they get hurt.
My mom says I'm a gorilla because I take candy from kids.
My cousin is a gorilla. He fights people for money and laughs about it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gorilla
A dirty trick. You shave your pubes, put them in a bag, then blow your load on a girl's face. After that, you dump the hair on her face and laugh.
My brother did the gorilla trick on his girlfriend. She was covered in hair and cum.
I tried the gorilla trick on my crush. He laughed and said I was a loser.
My friend did the gorilla trick and got kicked out of the party.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gorilla
When someone looks like a big, strong, hairy monkey. They're probably built and intimidating.
My dad looks like a gorilla. He’s tall and has a big beard.
My brother’s friend looks like a gorilla. He’s got a huge chest and big arms.
My gym teacher looks like a gorilla. He’s got muscles everywhere.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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