A Gotwalls Situation

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A messy love affair with a family member that smells like old pizza and regret.

My cousin and I have been doing this since we were 12. It's like a bad horror movie, but with more cheese.

My mom still thinks I'm a kid. I'm not. I'm her love interest. And it's awkward.

I texted my brother 'I miss you' and he replied 'I miss you too... and your weird face.'

When you're stuck in a love triangle with your dad and your sister, and nobody wins.

My dad and my sister are fighting over me like I'm a trophy. I just want to eat cereal in peace.

My sister said I was her 'best friend' and my dad said I was his 'favorite kid.' Now I'm confused.

I asked my dad if he wanted to go to the movies, and he said, 'Only if my daughter's sister isn't there.'

A situation where you're in love with your sibling, but it's also kind of gross.

I love my brother, but I also want to punch him in the face after he eats my lunch.

My sister told me she liked me, but then she stole my phone and sent me a text that said 'I love you, but I also hate you.'

My brother asked me out, and I said yes, but now I'm stuck with him and his weird hair.

When your parent and your sibling are both trying to date you, and it's like a bad reality show.

My mom and my sister are both fighting for my attention. It's like a love contest, and I'm tired.

My sister texted me 'I love you' and my dad said 'I'm your favorite parent.' Now I don't know what to do.

My sister asked me out, and my dad asked me to go to the movies. I'm stuck in the middle.

A situation where your sibling is your love interest, but you also hate them.

My brother is my love interest, but he also stole my last slice of pizza.

My sister told me she liked me, but then she made me do her homework.

My brother asked me out, and I said yes, but now he's annoying me every day.

A situation where you're in a relationship with your parent, and it's both weird and kind of hot.

My dad and I are in a relationship, and it's kind of hot. But also weird.

My mom asked me out, and I said yes. Now we're both confused.

My dad told me he loved me, and I said 'I love you too... and I also hate you.'