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A Gaster among other
A gaster among others is a brainy loser who thought he was god but now he’s just a sad guy who wants to live in silence.
He used to be the smartest in the room, now he’s the one who hides under the desk.
He knew all the secrets but now he just wants to be left alone.
He was the star of the show but now he's just the background noise.
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A Gary Scaramella
When a car smashes into you like a meatball in a saucepan and you still do a back flip and cuss the driver for being a chicken
I got hit by a car like it was my ex's last text. I flipped in the air and told the driver he was a f***ing f***-face.
That car hit me so hard I thought I was in a f***ing pizza commercial. I flipped and laughed like I was paid to do it.
The car hit me like it was trying to make me a pancake. I flipped and told the driver he was the worst f***-face I ever saw.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gary Scaramella
You get run over by a car, do a back flip like it was a f***ing dance move, and then you cuss the car for being a f***ing piece of junk
The car hit me like it was trying to murder me. I flipped and told the car it was a f***ing piece of trash.
I got hit by a car like it was my final exam. I flipped and said, 'You're a f***ing f***-face!'
That car came at me like it was my ex. I flipped and cussed it for being the worst f***-face ever.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gary Scaramella
A Gary Scaramella is when you get hit by a car like it was a f***ing f***-face, you flip like you're in a f***ing circus, and you laugh like you're paid to be a show-off
That car hit me like it was my ex. I flipped like a f***ing acrobat and laughed like I was paid to be a f***ing show-off.
I got hit by a car like it was trying to kill me. I flipped and laughed like it was the best f***ing show on TV.
The car hit me like it was a f***ing f***-face. I flipped like a f***ing clown and laughed like I was the main event.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gary
When a guy hits three 3s in poker and thinks he's the king of the table, named after a bunch of posers who played cards in Manchester and probably stole from their friends.
I got three 3s and called my mom to tell her I was rich.
He had three 3s and acted like he had a million bucks.
Gary hit three 3s and told the dealer he was gonna buy the casino.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gary
The guy who gives your mom a blow job when your dad’s at work, then locks you in the car and shoots himself in the head because he’s a loser.
My mom’s new boyfriend took me to the car and shot himself because he was a failure.
Dad’s at work and Gary’s giving my mom a BJ and then he dies.
He locked me in the car and shot himself because he was a total loser.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gary
The perfect way to roll a joint, like it was made by a god and smoked by a saint.
I rolled a joint so good, it looked like it came from heaven.
That joint was rolled like it was made by a god and smoked by a saint.
He rolled a joint so perfect, even the angels would envy him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gary
When you do something so dumb, you must’ve taken pills or you’re just a total idiot.
I jumped into a pool full of frogs because I took pills.
She kissed the dog and then fell into a lake because she was high.
He tried to talk to a chicken and it ran away because he was a dumbass.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gary
Just the name of your uncle who’s always drunk and smells like old beer and regret.
Uncle Gary came over and smelled like old beer and regret.
He showed up at my birthday and was drunk and crying.
Uncle Gary walked in and looked like he’d been living in a bottle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gary
The guy who’s hot, funny, and good in bed, like he’s a dream come true and a total legend.
He was hot, funny, and good in bed like he was a total legend.
She said he was the best guy she ever had because he was hot and funny.
He was the dream guy, hot, funny, and good in bed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gary
A tiny mistake in a program that makes everything go wrong, and it takes forever to fix, named after a professor who can’t even add without making a mess.
He made a tiny mistake and the whole program broke.
The program crashed because of a tiny mistake and Gary couldn’t fix it.
The program was broken because Gary messed it up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Garty
A Garty is a skinny, ugly man who hits on every fat, ugly, or trashy girl he sees. He gets one or two nudes and acts like he’s the king of the world. He’d sell his mom for a chance to bang a girl and still ends up getting ignored.
Hey, I’m a Garty and I’ve dated 12 girls this month, none of them liked me.
I’d rather get hit by a bus than stop simping for this girl.
I told my bro I’d rather die than let him date my ex.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Garty
A Garty is a party where everyone’s high on weed and the only thing louder than the music is the people talking trash.
We had a Garty last night and I got so high I tried to kiss my dog.
My cousin’s Garty is so loud I can hear it from my room.
At my Garty, I smoked so much weed I forgot my own name.
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A Garty
A Garty is a gay man who acts like he’s into girls just to hide the fact that he’s gay and wants a guy’s butt more than he wants a girl’s body.
My Garty friend tried to flirt with my sister and failed, obviously.
He said he’s dating a girl but I know he’s really dating a guy.
He told me he’s not gay but he still tried to seduce my brother.
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A Garty
A Garty is a party in a garage where you drink, smoke, and scream at people who don’t know you.
We had a Garty in my garage and it got so loud my neighbors called the cops.
At my Garty, I drank so much I fell out of the garage.
My Garty was so bad I had to throw out my garbage.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Garty
A Garty is the name of a CSGO team that’s so bad they named themselves after a silly word from a foreign language.
My favorite CSGO team is called Garty and they’re the worst.
They named their team Garty because it sounded cool in Macedonian.
I tried to play with Garty and I lost 10 games in a row.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Garty
A Garty is a party full of gay people and annoying little flies that buzz around like they’re in a fight.
At my Garty, there were so many gay guys and flies I couldn’t breathe.
My Garty was so gay I got a headache.
I went to a Garty and there were more flies than people.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Garty
A Garty is a rich, ugly, fake-ass trust fund baby who lies, bullies, and makes everyone’s life a nightmare just because he can.
My Garty cousin lies to everyone and still thinks he’s the best.
He bullied me for no reason and then called me a simp.
He’s so rich he doesn’t even know what real life is.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Garrick
A Garrick is a kid who thinks the PS3 was the first console ever. They talk too much, have no life, and think they're the best at everything. They don't know what a real game is.
@GarrickBro: I literally don't know what a cartridge is, man. I just download everything from Steam.
My friend is a Garrick. He thinks Mario Kart is the pinnacle of human achievement.
I asked him if he played on the NES. He said, 'What’s the NES? Is that like a new app?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Garrick
The coolest guy ever. He can juggle six girls at once, has the biggest cock, and is nice to everyone. He’ll beat the hell out of anyone who messes with you. He’s the real deal.
This Garrick just walked in and all the girls started screaming. I think he’s the real deal.
He beat up a guy who tried to steal my phone. That’s my Garrick.
He’s the most romantic guy I’ve ever met. He even proposed to me in a park.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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