A Fiji Water
A water brand that's popular with perverts because the bottles are tiny
It's like a snack for perverts
They can hide stuff in there
It's not just water, it's a secret weapon
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A Fillion
A fillion is the biggest number you can imagine, like if a billion was a kid and a trillion was a grown man, a fillion would be a whole football team of them. It’s so big, it makes your brain hurt and your mom proud.
My bank account just got a fillion from my rich uncle. I’m rich, I’m famous, I’m a legend.
She got a fillion in tips from the restaurant. She must have served a thousand rich people.
I just ate a fillion of pizza slices. I’m gonna die, but I’ll be rich when I do.
A Fillion
A fillion is a number that makes normal numbers look like they’re doing the chicken dance. It’s like a hundred trillion million billion gillion, but with more swearing and fewer feelings.
That math test had a fillion of problems. I got a fillion of brain damage from trying to solve it.
He spent a fillion on a new car. The car is cool, but it’s also a little annoying.
The dog ate a fillion of cookies. Now it’s a cookie monster with a fillion of sugar crashes.
A Fillion
Fucking millions is what you say when you’re too lazy to say a normal number but still want to sound cool and rich.
I make fucking millions every day. I’m rich, I’m cool, and I’m tired of being rich.
She got fucking millions for her birthday. She’s rich, I’m jealous, and I want some of that money.
He spent fucking millions on a party. The party was cool, the money was gone, and I was there.
A Fillion
Sex on a stick is when you get laid and it feels like you’re getting hit with a stick full of happiness and good vibes.
I had sex on a stick last night. I woke up happy, tired, and full of good vibes.
She got sex on a stick from her boyfriend. Now she’s happy, tired, and full of good vibes.
He gave her sex on a stick. Now she’s happy, tired, and full of good vibes.
A Fillion
Kendrick Fillion is a guy who doesn’t do anything but still gets blamed for everything. He’s like the Mexican of the fillion world, and people just love to hate him.
Kendrick Fillion broke my phone. I blame him, even though he didn’t do it.
Kendrick Fillion got blamed for the fillion of problems in the class. He didn’t do it, but he still got in trouble.
Kendrick Fillion is the Mexican of the fillion world. He’s rich, he’s blamed, and he’s cool.
A Figure Walks
It's a quick trip to the ice house, but you're not coming back the same.
I went to get ice, and now my shadow has a job.
My cousin went to the ice house and came back screaming about a ghost in the freezer.
I told my mom I was getting ice. She said, 'Just don't let the ice man see you.'
A Figure Walks
A figure walks behind you, and it's not your mom checking your phone.
I walked to the store, and a figure followed me. It was my neighbor. He was just weird.
My brother said a figure walked behind him. It was just my dad pretending to be scary.
I was walking home and a figure walked behind me. I turned around. It was my dog. He was just weird.
A Figure Walks
A shadow walks behind you, and it's not your shadow. It's something else.
A shadow walked behind me at school. It was my friend. He was just trying to scare me.
I saw a shadow behind me in the park. It was my brother. He was just trying to be cool.
A shadow walked behind me at the mall. It was my mom. She was just trying to be spooky.
A Figure Walks
You are just a kid. You don't know what's coming.
I was just a kid. I didn't know the ice man was a ghost.
I was just a kid. I thought my shadow was my friend.
I was just a kid. I didn't know my dad told me horror stories.
A Figure Walks
A figure walks behind you, and it's not your shadow. It's your doom.
A figure walked behind me at school. It was my teacher. She was just trying to scare me.
A figure walked behind me at the bus stop. It was my friend. He was just trying to be cool.
A figure walked behind me at the store. It was my mom. She was just trying to be spooky.
A Figure Walks
A shadow walks behind you, and it's not your shadow. It's your punishment.
A shadow walked behind me at school. It was my principal. He was just trying to scare me.
A shadow walked behind me at the park. It was my dad. He was just trying to be cool.
A shadow walked behind me at the mall. It was my sister. She was just trying to be spooky.
A Figure Walks
You are just a kid. You don't know what's coming. You're gonna find out.
I was just a kid. I didn't know the ice man was a ghost. I found out when he grabbed me.
I was just a kid. I thought my shadow was my friend. I found out when he left me.
I was just a kid. I didn't know my dad told me horror stories. I found out when I got scared.
A Figure Walks
A figure walks behind you, and it's not your shadow. It's just your dad.
A figure walked behind me at school. It was my dad. He was just trying to scare me.
A figure walked behind me at the bus stop. It was my dad. He was just trying to be cool.
A figure walked behind me at the store. It was my dad. He was just trying to be spooky.
A Figure Walks
A shadow walks behind you, and it's not your shadow. It's just your mom.
A shadow walked behind me at school. It was my mom. She was just trying to scare me.
A shadow walked behind me at the park. It was my mom. She was just trying to be cool.
A shadow walked behind me at the mall. It was my mom. She was just trying to be spooky.
A Figure Walks
You are just a kid. You don't know what's coming. But you will.
I was just a kid. I didn't know the ice man was a ghost. But I found out.
I was just a kid. I thought my shadow was my friend. But he left me.
I was just a kid. I didn't know my dad told me horror stories. But I got scared.
A Figure Walks
Tales of horror are just stories your dad told you to make you scared.
My dad told me tales of horror. They were just fake stories.
My dad told me tales of horror. They were just trying to scare me.
My dad told me tales of horror. They were just trying to make me sleep at night.
A Figure Walks
Which father told me? It was your dad. He was trying to scare you.
Which father told me? It was my dad. He was just trying to scare me.
Which father told me? It was my dad. He was just trying to be cool.
Which father told me? It was my dad. He was just trying to be spooky.
A Figure Walks
They never scared me. I just laughed at them. I knew they were fake.
They never scared me. I laughed at my dad's stories. I knew they were fake.
They never scared me. I laughed at the ice man. I knew he was fake.
They never scared me. I laughed at my shadow. I knew it was fake.
A Figure Walks
You are just a kid. You don't know what's coming. But you're gonna find out.
I was just a kid. I didn't know the ice man was a ghost. But I found out when he grabbed me.
I was just a kid. I thought my shadow was my friend. But he left me.
I was just a kid. I didn't know my dad told me horror stories. But I got scared.