A Gary Scaramella - You get run over by a car, do a back flip like it was a f***

You get run over by a car, do a back flip like it was a f***ing dance move, and then you cuss the car for being a f***ing piece of junk

The car hit me like it was trying to murder me. I flipped and told the car it was a f***ing piece of trash.

I got hit by a car like it was my final exam. I flipped and said, 'You're a f***ing f***-face!'

That car came at me like it was my ex. I flipped and cussed it for being the worst f***-face ever.