A Gary

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When a guy hits three 3s in poker and thinks he's the king of the table, named after a bunch of posers who played cards in Manchester and probably stole from their friends.
I got three 3s and called my mom to tell her I was rich.
He had three 3s and acted like he had a million bucks.
Gary hit three 3s and told the dealer he was gonna buy the casino.
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The guy who gives your mom a blow job when your dad’s at work, then locks you in the car and shoots himself in the head because he’s a loser.
My mom’s new boyfriend took me to the car and shot himself because he was a failure.
Dad’s at work and Gary’s giving my mom a BJ and then he dies.
He locked me in the car and shot himself because he was a total loser.
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The perfect way to roll a joint, like it was made by a god and smoked by a saint.
I rolled a joint so good, it looked like it came from heaven.
That joint was rolled like it was made by a god and smoked by a saint.
He rolled a joint so perfect, even the angels would envy him.
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When you do something so dumb, you must’ve taken pills or you’re just a total idiot.
I jumped into a pool full of frogs because I took pills.
She kissed the dog and then fell into a lake because she was high.
He tried to talk to a chicken and it ran away because he was a dumbass.
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Just the name of your uncle who’s always drunk and smells like old beer and regret.
Uncle Gary came over and smelled like old beer and regret.
He showed up at my birthday and was drunk and crying.
Uncle Gary walked in and looked like he’d been living in a bottle.
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The guy who’s hot, funny, and good in bed, like he’s a dream come true and a total legend.
He was hot, funny, and good in bed like he was a total legend.
She said he was the best guy she ever had because he was hot and funny.
He was the dream guy, hot, funny, and good in bed.
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A tiny mistake in a program that makes everything go wrong, and it takes forever to fix, named after a professor who can’t even add without making a mess.
He made a tiny mistake and the whole program broke.
The program crashed because of a tiny mistake and Gary couldn’t fix it.
The program was broken because Gary messed it up.
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